Burning Passion

A guy finds out that he has this, um, problem, and that his problem involves flaming gism. He's afraid he'll kill the girl of his dreams if he has sex with her, so he ditches her at the altar. Next thing you know, he's killed hundreds of prostitutes. He's a priest, she's a nun. She shows up and convinces him that there's a difference between f*%$king and making love and that if he really loves her, nothing will happen. Sure enough, love conquers all and they live happily ever after. Until he falls out of love. I get the whole symbolism thing, but what's amazing about this movie is that it isn't heavy-handed and serious like most arty films with a message. In fact, it's a riot. Somebody needs to tell that Scorsese dude to watch this thing. And then lighten up.