Top Guns

IMDb publishes but doesn't check for accuracy (let alone believability) of budget figures, so this Digital Playground ripoff of mainstream hit "Top Gun" being listed at a million bucks is ridiculous.

What we have is a silly sex version, obviously cheaply made, with lousy model-shot dogfight footage substituting for actual flying.

Dumb story pits the men versus the women as navy fighter pilots, with the women winning the competition, and ultimately contract stars Jesse Jane and Kayden Kross tying in a tournament to win medals. Final plot twist of our heroines shooting down some North Korean fighter jets invading California air space is truly silly.

But to satisfy porn parody fans, who insist on deja vu imitation in place of creativity, there are many idiotic take offs on the Tom Cruise hit included. Erik Everhard, only cast member not to get an original nickname (he is merely called Everhard) even apes Cruise by briefly (thankfully) breaking out into a vocal of the Righteous Bros.' "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling" at a bar; Raven Alexis marches into a pilots' class like Kelly McGillis, though her role is quite different; and even Kayden is momentarily poised in a Val Kilmer competition opposite Jesse's Cruise, that goes nowhere.

Sex scenes are relatively concise to make room for lotsa dialog plus the dogfights.