Vacaciones en familia

Nate Johnson: You know, son, the only reason I'm hard on you is, well, because one day you'll wear the pants in your own family, people will depend on you, and how can they do that if your pants are all hanging off your behind? I mean, have you thought about what you gonna do if this whole rap thing didn't work out?

D.J. Johnson: Well, i was thinking about law school

[Nate smiles in agreement]

D.J. Johnson: or medical school

[Nate nods in agreement]

D.J. Johnson: but then Mom says she'll help me incorporate

[Nate looks over at Dorothy, who's sleeping]

D.J. Johnson: so I was thinking about coming out with my own line of hip-hop pajamas.

Nate Johnson: [looks at him] Pajamas?

D.J. Johnson: You know, how Puffy has SeanJohn and then Jigga has Rockawear?

Nate Johnson: Oh, my days!

D.J. Johnson: D.J.'s PJs, baggy always!

[laughs to himself]

D.J. Johnson: Bad!

Nate Johnson: I told your mother not to stand by the microwave when she was pregnant with you!

[D.J. looks puzzled]