Breadwinners

Remember when Nickelodeon was good? When Nick GAS was still around? When we still had awesome shows like Kappa Mikey, My Life as a Teenage Robot, and Jimmy Neutron? I do too. Man, those were the DAYS.

And now we have Breadwinners.

This is a show that tries to be "cool" when its theme song is a cheesy rap (although I must admit it is pretty catchy) and it's full of potty humor, and the two main characters have the most tryhard "we wanna be cool" names I've ever heard: SwaySway and Buhdeuce. All these guys do is twerk and deliver bread.

I will say that I enjoyed the show a LITTLE bit, so it gets a 2/10 instead of a 1.

Nickelodeon has seriously gone down the tubes lately. This show isn't making it any better. If you REALLY want a quality cartoon, then go watch Kappa Mikey.

The reason I hate this show is because it doesn't make sense. The worst thing about this show is that there are to many damn butt and fart jokes. I hate butt and fart jokes. Watch it if you want but it isn't good!

As of 2010, I'm Anti-Nickelodeon. Yes, that sounds stupid but look at it this way... Both Fairly Odd Parents and SponeBob were airing for 10+ years now and all there new shows I do not like, not even the 2012 TMNT or Korra. I'm sorry to say but, this show is not doing Nickelodeon any favors. But at lease some people like the 2012 TMNT and the Korra show, so throes shows are okay with me. BreadWinners, stray a way form it! Like DON'T WATCH IT, AT ALL!!!! In the year of 2014 there is so many other good shows out there, good shows = better than BreadWinners. If your watching Nickelodeon and BreadWinners comes on, change the channel. I hear that Cartoon Network has a few good shows on now.

Nickelodeon has been garbage lately, first Korra, then Sanjay and Craig, NOW THIS... What the crap is this? This sucked! Nickelodeon gave THIS a series, yet they rejected The Modifyers? All this show is is two ducks twerking and making unfunny butt jokes. There ARE a couple innuendos, but it's nothing you haven't seen before. This is an extremely poorly made cartoon. Bad acting, bad characters, bad plots, HORRENDOUS ANIMATION, and no redeeming factors. Any parent that lets their kids watch this waste of time should be shot. If you want a REAL funny but silly cartoon, check out Uncle Grandpa on Cartoon Network. Also watch Wander Over Yonder on Disney XD, stay clear of Breadwinners on Nickelodeon. Save yourself.

RANT AHEAD: Let me just start off by saying when it comes to nick, originality is dead and ignorance is bliss. I gave up on nick awhile ago but I saw my little brother watching this and I said well I don't really watch cartoons besides Adventure time and Regular Show but I'll give this a try. I couldn't make it past 5 minutes. Even my brother ended up saying it was terrible and he's still a little kid. This is just a show filled with all the stupid bathroom jokes we wish would go away because they got old QUICK. Nickelodeon is messing up and I don't know how many more of shows they can allow to flop as bad as this one. They only thing keeping them afloat is there sitcoms it seems. As for there cartoons this is just becoming as repetitive as Justin Bieber songs. And it's not a good repetitive. They seem bent on that this formula of 2 brothers/friends going on pointless misadventures with no actual plot in sight is going to work, But it doesn't. Fanboy and Chum Chum, Robot and Monster, Sanjay and Craig, and now breadwinners. They all feel like the same terrible idea. Breadwinners in no different. No real plot. The main characters are both idiots as usual. There is no character development so far and judging by nick's past there will be none. The characters are unlikeable. The animation isn't too great either. It's not johnny test choppy, but it's not great. This show has no redeeming qualities at all. Nick needs to get itself together because they haven't aired a new good show in years now. Funny that they passed on Adventure time because it was pitched to them before Cartoon Network and whether you like AT or not, it's gotten great reviews and is successful. If you ask me, nick needs to take a page out of Cartoon networks book and make a show with a deeper plot that still has a lot of comedic and cartoonish elements. And stop using these washed up fart jokes that aren't funny to anyone anymore with a duo of characters that are complete idiots. My theory, if you like Breadwinners you IQ is equivalent to the breadwinners.

The Verdict: Breadwinners is not much else but 2014's Fanboy and Chum Chum. It's full of unoriginal jokes, poor writing, lackluster animation, and not really anything appealing about it. I would say stay away from this show.