Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000

The dvd box claims this is "The classic 80's sci-fi sex romp!" Too bad it came out in 1994.

It's called Test Tube Teens from the Year 2000... except they're from 2019... but most of the movie takes place in 1994...

Can somebody help Full Moon figure out what day it is?

Anyway, the DeCoteauthon continues. This time we follow two dudes from a future where the world is under corporate rule...and...gasp...they've banned sex! They get caught up with the rebellion and about two minutes later they stumble upon a time machine and go back in time to change the future.

Luckily for teenage boys everywhere that mission takes them back to a girls' school and everyone knows there are lots of b**bs at a girls' school...and we see just about all of them along with a few beaver shots too all while our two heroes set out to destroy Morgan Fairchild.

This is probably the least g*y of any DeCoteau movie I've seen so far...but even still there's a Skinemax style soft core s*x scene stuck in the middle here and we see everything but his junk...in full sweaty detail. There's a beautiful off clothed girl in the scene too... if you're into that sort of thing (yes you are!)

They also go to a nightclub where the security guys are oiled up shirtless guys in short shorts.

And at that nightclub the two guys go all dirty dancing on each other even though they both have beautiful love interests about 3 feet away.

And the guys are dressed in women's clothing for 75% of the movie.

I almost forgot about the blatant Terminator ripoff in the form of a future cyborg cop who comes back in time to catch the rebel boys. He even says "I'll be back" in case you didn't get the "reference" immediately when he showed up. Then they reprogram him to be helpful... where do they come up with this stuff?

It's no Sorority Babes but it was fun... and Morgan Fairchild lays a robot... so at least there's that (and there's that!)