The Magic Box

The team of Cash Markman and Scotty Fox, whose batting average in porn couldn't get them out of Class A ball, stinks up the place once more with this silly, sloppy feature. After watching (per IMDb stats) over 240 of Markman's videos, I was still shocked at how crummy this one was.

A truly stupid story, really only present at the beginning and end of an otherwise sex-is-all stinker, has Tom Byron inviting ex-employees from his defunct business to a ranch for a Going Out of Business party, with Randy West wearing a cape and playing a third-rate magician. It turns out Byron stole his one company's money, as financed by his wife Cassandra Dark.

Plenty of infidelity occurs as partygoers (and West) have sex, and Randy performs a few dumb tricks. Byron stiffs him with a bum check and he and Eric Price think they've been cursed. West denies it and recites some homily about dishonesty and turning over a new leaf, and the title Black Box has the cast appearing coming out of it to end the movie on a low note. Bad to the bone.