Ajouter une intrigue dans votre langueA news reporter and her crew investigating the legend of "Goatman" in a dense forest find themselves in danger, getting a bigger story than any of them could imagine.A news reporter and her crew investigating the legend of "Goatman" in a dense forest find themselves in danger, getting a bigger story than any of them could imagine.A news reporter and her crew investigating the legend of "Goatman" in a dense forest find themselves in danger, getting a bigger story than any of them could imagine.
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- Scénario
- Casting principal
Jason R Davis
- Jimmy
- (as Jason R. Davis)
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Goat man accomplished a cheesy, sophomoric genre with flying colors. Low expectations set a bar they could stumble across without trying. Continuous inuendo lanpooning their profession and the industry in general was a bonus included by the writer. Cudos to the cast selection as they fell into the stupidity of their rolls naturally. Thankfully gratuitous gore was not shown, probably because of the low budget and nonexistent graphics. Self generated cheesy fake commercials interspersed throughout added to the campy theme, evidenced the lack of sponsors willing to take a risk. The acting reflected a willingness to follow direction in spite of subsequent humiliation that could follow throughout an acting career if this movie doesn't cure them of those endeavors. It deserves the 10 stars or the 2 star category.
Wow what a disgrace. Shame on them for actually making the cover look good. Guess that's where their budget went, but tricked me into watching it. This is hands down the worst movie ever made and it wasn't entertaining at all. Actors were horrid. Can't believe Roku even allowed this garbage on their platform. I could have made a better movie on my cell phone. 0/10 stars. Hard pass. The credit scroll at the end looks like it was made in Windows 95. Do yourself a favor and don't fall for the movie cover. It's false advertising and all you get is a film made by 5th graders. Goatman is a lazy and bad film.
This had to be some student project but even if it was, they clearly didn't learn anything. Most of the beginning was just nonsense where they male fun of Fox news. It wasn't funny. Most of it wasn't funny at all. The shots were done so poorly it looked like a bunch of children filmed it. There was no need for the excess character building because regardless of their stories you don't care about the characters anyway. We didn't even finish it. We got to the point where they showed the goatman for the first time and it was such a hideous joke I couldn't take it seriously anymore. Just don't watch it. It's awful.
Yeah, I thought this was going to be a real movie.
OK, I admit to being April Fool'd.
There is NO WAY anyone would have actually scripted or played in this movie without being in on the joke. So if you watch it, you too can consider yourself pranked.
I can only hope this was simply someone trying out their equipment, and some REALLY stupid actors, to make sure their camera and sound system worked ... hopefully so they could later create something that people actually wanted to see. As it was, they created something so bad that I am the second, but likely not the last, viewer to be warning you to not waste your time.
OK, I admit to being April Fool'd.
There is NO WAY anyone would have actually scripted or played in this movie without being in on the joke. So if you watch it, you too can consider yourself pranked.
I can only hope this was simply someone trying out their equipment, and some REALLY stupid actors, to make sure their camera and sound system worked ... hopefully so they could later create something that people actually wanted to see. As it was, they created something so bad that I am the second, but likely not the last, viewer to be warning you to not waste your time.
Working on a news story, a reporter and her team head into the local woods with several locals to check on the whereabouts of a local legend involving a mysterious creature killing all who enter the woods, but they soon come face to face with a different but far more dangerous threat.
This was a rather fun genre effort that does have some slight issues. One of the better aspects of the film is the generally likable setup that features some intriguing elements. The main setup of the news crew trying to come up with a means of looking into the legend that haunts the area and heading into the woods to get their story is a solid enough idea, and with the backstory of the creature's presence in the area coming off just in-depth enough to provide the kind of proper setup for this type of film. As well, there's the backstory about the crew coming into play as well giving off enough of a general setup that the film comes off well enough for what it is. This proves to be the perfect way to get a series of solid confrontations with the titular creature and the backwoods family that they come into contact with. These range from the decent shock encounters like the ambush on the teens who resurrected it with the Ouija board, the various deaths doled out by the family, or the final means of how they escape the woods bringing about the gory aftermath for practical effects which are fun enough to keep this going. There are some big issues with this one that holds it back. The main drawback with the film is the dull first half which doesn't have much of anything going on during a majority of this section. Mainly consisting of the exploits of the group preparing to start their search, the vast majority here plays out in an endless stream of sleazy come-ons by the producer that wouldn't fly in any way, shape, or form that is repeated often enough to be a complete turnoff with all the repetition in play. On top of that, it tends to just wander around the woods with the group talking about the different sidestories involved here which just comes off incredibly lame with the repetition of these scenes going nowhere. Also, there are banal and uninteresting attempts at social commentary on the nature of the media in how they disseminate the news to others by portraying the studio as heartless souls more concerned with corporate sponsorships and how they trick the public for the sake of providing entertainment that doesn't need to be there due to being so cliched none of it matters. These become the main detriments at play here.
Rated Unrated/Graphic Language and Graphic Violence.
This was a rather fun genre effort that does have some slight issues. One of the better aspects of the film is the generally likable setup that features some intriguing elements. The main setup of the news crew trying to come up with a means of looking into the legend that haunts the area and heading into the woods to get their story is a solid enough idea, and with the backstory of the creature's presence in the area coming off just in-depth enough to provide the kind of proper setup for this type of film. As well, there's the backstory about the crew coming into play as well giving off enough of a general setup that the film comes off well enough for what it is. This proves to be the perfect way to get a series of solid confrontations with the titular creature and the backwoods family that they come into contact with. These range from the decent shock encounters like the ambush on the teens who resurrected it with the Ouija board, the various deaths doled out by the family, or the final means of how they escape the woods bringing about the gory aftermath for practical effects which are fun enough to keep this going. There are some big issues with this one that holds it back. The main drawback with the film is the dull first half which doesn't have much of anything going on during a majority of this section. Mainly consisting of the exploits of the group preparing to start their search, the vast majority here plays out in an endless stream of sleazy come-ons by the producer that wouldn't fly in any way, shape, or form that is repeated often enough to be a complete turnoff with all the repetition in play. On top of that, it tends to just wander around the woods with the group talking about the different sidestories involved here which just comes off incredibly lame with the repetition of these scenes going nowhere. Also, there are banal and uninteresting attempts at social commentary on the nature of the media in how they disseminate the news to others by portraying the studio as heartless souls more concerned with corporate sponsorships and how they trick the public for the sake of providing entertainment that doesn't need to be there due to being so cliched none of it matters. These become the main detriments at play here.
Rated Unrated/Graphic Language and Graphic Violence.
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- Budget
- 20 000 $US (estimé)
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