jester22-1
Iscritto in data dic 2004
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Upon seeing this movie in the video shop, we instantly put down "Top Dog" (A Chuck Norris cop film with a dog) and picked up Alien Force. This movie is so bad, it makes Uwe Boll look like a genius. But it will have you in stitches from the opening credits to the ending. All throughout the film we kept thinking "was this written by a 14 year old?". Whoever directed this had no idea how to shoot scenes so they don't become disorientating for the viewer. Whoever lit this film, had no idea how make sure the shots don't alternate between blue and orange in the same scene. Whoever was the director made the choice of giving the main character sunglasses and not bothering to make sure his camera and himself don't reflect in them on every close up. The list goes on, and I haven't even got to the story.
In short this film is awesome if you like the worst films ever. It doesn't make sense, the direction is insane, the acting ranges from terrible to horrible and the special effects are laughable. Whoever made this film is either a genius or the worst person ever.
In short this film is awesome if you like the worst films ever. It doesn't make sense, the direction is insane, the acting ranges from terrible to horrible and the special effects are laughable. Whoever made this film is either a genius or the worst person ever.
Courtney Solomon will go down in the history of film making as one of the great filmmakers of his time. I hope in the future they will erect a giant statue of him, next to his peers in film-making such as Uwe Boll or whoever directed "Boa vs Python".
This film is as visually stunning as it is daring and believable in its story and execution. The auteur, Solomon, says in an interview that he likes to take the "Star Wars" approach to film-making. By the finished product we can assume this means copying scenes and theme music from Star Wars and adding his own well-cast and superbly acted characters in them. For example the garbage chute reference to the garbage chute scene from star wars, is as good as his tavern scene/cantina scene but my favourite would have to be the explanation of magic as an unifying "force" - pure inspirational cinema.
But let us talk of characters. No clichés here, as all the characters are definitely not 1 dimensional or lacking in motivation. And the story! Such brave writing when he kills off a main character , only to satisfy the audience by bringing him back to life at the end of the film, with no explanation whatsoever! "don't question the gift..". PURE Brilliance!!
Other memorable highlights include the brilliant scenes include the death scene of "Snails", (how Justin Whalin missed out on an Oscar nomination is beyond me), Thora Birch's witty wordplay with Jeremy Irons and of course anything the Dwarf says is truly inspiring. Not to mention the dungeon scene "inspired" from First Knight, the senate scenes "inspired" from episode one/twos senate scenes. Even the brilliant costume and make-up are awesome as with the swords. You truly believe that the weapons are real.
In short this film is pure brilliance. Courtney Solomon said he spent ten years on the script and IT SHOWS!! I am truly happy that he is making films in Hollywood as this film is true cinematic brilliance. I am glad he has the rights to the sequel, for i feel one day he will become the BEST DIRECTOR EVER.
I'm sure if you're a fan of D&D you will feel this film does it justice and Solomon has not betrayed the millions of supporters out there. And if you're not, I'm sure you WONT find this film confusing, uninspired, visually appalling, predictable and weak. Not one bit. Not ever.
Remember, this ain't no game...
This film is as visually stunning as it is daring and believable in its story and execution. The auteur, Solomon, says in an interview that he likes to take the "Star Wars" approach to film-making. By the finished product we can assume this means copying scenes and theme music from Star Wars and adding his own well-cast and superbly acted characters in them. For example the garbage chute reference to the garbage chute scene from star wars, is as good as his tavern scene/cantina scene but my favourite would have to be the explanation of magic as an unifying "force" - pure inspirational cinema.
But let us talk of characters. No clichés here, as all the characters are definitely not 1 dimensional or lacking in motivation. And the story! Such brave writing when he kills off a main character , only to satisfy the audience by bringing him back to life at the end of the film, with no explanation whatsoever! "don't question the gift..". PURE Brilliance!!
Other memorable highlights include the brilliant scenes include the death scene of "Snails", (how Justin Whalin missed out on an Oscar nomination is beyond me), Thora Birch's witty wordplay with Jeremy Irons and of course anything the Dwarf says is truly inspiring. Not to mention the dungeon scene "inspired" from First Knight, the senate scenes "inspired" from episode one/twos senate scenes. Even the brilliant costume and make-up are awesome as with the swords. You truly believe that the weapons are real.
In short this film is pure brilliance. Courtney Solomon said he spent ten years on the script and IT SHOWS!! I am truly happy that he is making films in Hollywood as this film is true cinematic brilliance. I am glad he has the rights to the sequel, for i feel one day he will become the BEST DIRECTOR EVER.
I'm sure if you're a fan of D&D you will feel this film does it justice and Solomon has not betrayed the millions of supporters out there. And if you're not, I'm sure you WONT find this film confusing, uninspired, visually appalling, predictable and weak. Not one bit. Not ever.
Remember, this ain't no game...