Lumberjack Man is Ready to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass and He is All out of Bubblegum: First Trailer
Tagline: "Welcome to Summer Camp." It has been a couple of years since there has been any word on Lumberjack Man. Since 2013 and an appearance at the American Film Market, the film has been picked up as part of the After Dark Film series of releases. Lumberjack Man is one of the "8 Films to Die For," this year. And, the release takes place in mid-October. The film stars Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs), Brina Palencia and Andy San Dimas. As well, a trailer for the film is hosted here. The blood effects take place during Spring Break. During this sexy holiday, a demon logger rises from the brush. His axe is ready to hew limbs, while some of the local campers seem oblivious to events. The first trailer for the film looks campy (accidental pun). A shady looking character throws axes, while others run through the woods. Bodies are distorted and events look unbelievable and over-the-top.
- 8/11/2015
- by noreply@blogger.com (Michael Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
The latest indie slasher film to come of Texas is titled Lumberjack Man. This blend of horror and comedy takes place at Good Friends Church Camp. And here, a demon logger has sprouted from the trees. Lumberjack Man is from director Josh Bear. The film stars Michael Madsen (Reservoir Dogs), Brina Palencia and Andy San Dimas. This feature is now complete and will show in Santa Monica at the American Film Market next month (November, 2013). Several stills and a synopsis have been released before the screening. The film's story follows several tropes of a serial killer slasher film. Except, writers Ed Kuehnel and Matt Entin have added in some comedy. Apparently, this killer wants his flapjacks soaked in camper's blood. Fans of slashers can preview four stills from Lumberjack Man here. In the photos, the maniac arms himself with an axe and goes in search of easy prey. Some of those victims fight back,...
- 10/30/2013
- by noreply@blogger.com (Michael Allen)
- 28 Days Later Analysis
Posing with porn star Andy San Dimas -- while wearing a Unicorn Head -- has a Pittsburgh cop in huge trouble, but San Dimas claims the whole booty-shaking mess is a giant misunderstanding.This all went down last weekend during a Pirates game at Pnc Park, where Andy says she was doing her best to get on the jumbotron ... by shaking her ass in cut-off shorts, while wearing a unicorn head mask!Awesome, right? Wrong...
- 7/19/2013
- by TMZ Staff
- TMZ
HollywoodLife.com spoke Exclusively with Kiara Mia, the porn star who will play Kim in a Kardashian-inspired adult film, and she revealed that the porn spoof is so sexy, it will even get Kim and Kanye hot and bothered!
What could be more erotic than watching yourself in a porno — well, sort of. Kim Kardashian, 32, and her famous family will be the center of a new adult film based on their show Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kiara Mia, who plays Kim in the porn spoof, tells HollywoodLife.com Exclusively why Kim and her boyfriend Kanye West, 35, will definitely want to pick up a copy of the Kardashian-inspired porno!
Kardashian Porn Spoof Star: Kanye & Kim Would Be Turned On By The Film
When we asked Kiara what she would tell the Kardashians about the porno based on their lives, she responded:
I would say that I am a huge fan...
What could be more erotic than watching yourself in a porno — well, sort of. Kim Kardashian, 32, and her famous family will be the center of a new adult film based on their show Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kiara Mia, who plays Kim in the porn spoof, tells HollywoodLife.com Exclusively why Kim and her boyfriend Kanye West, 35, will definitely want to pick up a copy of the Kardashian-inspired porno!
Kardashian Porn Spoof Star: Kanye & Kim Would Be Turned On By The Film
When we asked Kiara what she would tell the Kardashians about the porno based on their lives, she responded:
I would say that I am a huge fan...
- 6/7/2013
- by HL Intern
- HollywoodLife
HollywoodLife.com Exclusively obtained the plot of the ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ sex tape spoof — and fake Kim and her fake family do some pretty racy things!
Kim Kardashian and her family are set to get spoofed in new porn film, and HollywoodLife.com can exclusively reveal that it is more X rated than you’d expect! In the sexy spoof of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim and Kanye West get down and dirty in front of her ex Ray J, Kourtney Kardashian gets in on some girl-on-girl action, and Kris Jenner does something you’d never expect!
Full Description Of The ‘Kuwtk’ Sex Tape
Kris (Veronica Av Luv) is determined to do whatever it takes to get her failing daughter from a F to a A in her chemistry class. She seduces shy chemistry nerd teacher (Richie Calhoun) with her dominating words and sexual ways.
Kourtney (Yuri...
Kim Kardashian and her family are set to get spoofed in new porn film, and HollywoodLife.com can exclusively reveal that it is more X rated than you’d expect! In the sexy spoof of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kim and Kanye West get down and dirty in front of her ex Ray J, Kourtney Kardashian gets in on some girl-on-girl action, and Kris Jenner does something you’d never expect!
Full Description Of The ‘Kuwtk’ Sex Tape
Kris (Veronica Av Luv) is determined to do whatever it takes to get her failing daughter from a F to a A in her chemistry class. She seduces shy chemistry nerd teacher (Richie Calhoun) with her dominating words and sexual ways.
Kourtney (Yuri...
- 5/29/2013
- by Hollywood Life Staff
- HollywoodLife
The funny thing about this porn parody of “Spartacus” is that, if you really think about it, aside from the, well, actual sex onscreen, it’ll probably end up being only slightly more racy than the show on the Starz Channel, where the guys and gals get naked and engage in wild humping pretty much on a daily basis. Except here everyone is really naked. Check out the surprisingly very respectable trailer and images for Wicked Pictures’ porn parody “Spartacus XXX: The Beginning”, which will be available at all your favorite proprietors of adult fare sometime in November. Which begs the question: if this is the beginning, where does it end? In spurts of blood and … other stuff … we presume. Starring the vast talents of Devon Lee, Miko Lee, Tanya Tate, Gracie Glam, Andy San Dimas, Jenna Presley, Melanie Rios, Carina Roman, Charlie Chase and Nicole Aniston. More pics and...
- 9/21/2011
- by Nix
- Beyond Hollywood
The Night He Came…Home. The famous tag line from John Carpenter’s 1978 masterpiece has a whole new meaning now, huh? Here’s the trailer for Halloween XXX: A Porn Parody and it’s Nsfw!
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Spoof porn! It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (Raven Alexis). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (Lily Labeau), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (Andy San Dimas) and Lynda (Lexi Belle) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off. While her friends are off engaging in sex acts and getting killed, the responsible Laurie is at home babysitting. Unable to reach her friends by phone,...
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Spoof porn! It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (Raven Alexis). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (Lily Labeau), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (Andy San Dimas) and Lynda (Lexi Belle) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off. While her friends are off engaging in sex acts and getting killed, the responsible Laurie is at home babysitting. Unable to reach her friends by phone,...
- 9/16/2011
- by Jon Peters
- Killer Films
Yet another adult parody is on its way, this time from director Jim Powers. The subject? The Shape, which is apparently long and phallic. Read on for details or just shake your head is disbelief. The choice is yours.
Andy San Dimas, Lilly Labeau, Lexi Belle, Raven Alexis, Britney Amber, Seth Gamble, Marcus London, Bill Bailey, Jessy Jones, and Chris Strokes star in Halloween XXX Porn Parody.
Synopsis
Spoof porn! It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (Raven Alexis). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (Lily Labeau), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (Andy San Dimas) and Lynda (Lexi Belle) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off. While her...
Andy San Dimas, Lilly Labeau, Lexi Belle, Raven Alexis, Britney Amber, Seth Gamble, Marcus London, Bill Bailey, Jessy Jones, and Chris Strokes star in Halloween XXX Porn Parody.
Synopsis
Spoof porn! It was on Halloween night that a young Michael Myers inexplicably slaughtered his slutty older sister (Raven Alexis). Fifteen later, he escapes a mental hospital and returns home. Spotting a scholarly looking teenager, Laurie (Lily Labeau), the deranged psychopath Michael lusts after her and stalks her. Finding her trampy friends, Annie (Andy San Dimas) and Lynda (Lexi Belle) engaging in carnal acts with their boyfriends on Halloween eve, just as his sister did years ago, sets Michael off. While her...
- 9/16/2011
- by Uncle Creepy
- DreadCentral.com
[1]Late last year, we reported [2] that adult film production company Exquisite Films was working on a three-hour porn version of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs, to be titled Reservoir Dogs XXX. Well, now the trailer's here, and other than the fact that Steve Buscemi, etc. have now been replaced by famous porn actresses, it looks like a surprisingly careful recreation of the original. Check out the Nsfw (due to bad language, not nudity or violence) trailer after the jump. Bleeding Cool [3] sent Jeffrey Laub, a filmmaker who's taught a college course on Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs, to the check out the set of Reservoir Dogs XXX. According to his report, Reservoir Dogs XXX hews very closely to the source material: When I visited the set of Reservoir Dogs XXX, I was allowed to see a copy of the script. After flipping through several pages, I realized that I was holding a...
- 2/25/2011
- by Angie Han
- Slash Film
Cartoon couple Marge and Homer Simpson have become hot porn property - the animated pair has come to life for a new X-rated sex movie. Top adult stars like Briana Blair, Evan Stone and Andy San Dimas don full-body yellow make-up and wild hair to portray the colorful characters in "Simpsons - The XXX Parody" presented by Full Spread Entertainment & Lfp Video.
The saucy film revolves around a fictitious sex tape filmed by Marge & Homer, and features "The Simpsons" regulars Moe, McBain, Barney and Flanders. The DVD comes with the tagline, "Sex has never been this yellow!"
Lee Roy Myers of Full Spread Entertainment's gushed, "I couldn't believe my eyes when I watched it. Everyone in the movie is famous, naked, thrusting, sexy, and yellow. So yellow."...
The saucy film revolves around a fictitious sex tape filmed by Marge & Homer, and features "The Simpsons" regulars Moe, McBain, Barney and Flanders. The DVD comes with the tagline, "Sex has never been this yellow!"
Lee Roy Myers of Full Spread Entertainment's gushed, "I couldn't believe my eyes when I watched it. Everyone in the movie is famous, naked, thrusting, sexy, and yellow. So yellow."...
- 1/12/2011
- by AceShowbiz.com
- Aceshowbiz
The Simpsons Sex Tape Becomes A Porn Hit
Cartoon couple Marge and Homer Simpson have become hot porn property - the animated pair has come to life for a new X-rated sex movie.
Top adult stars like Briana Blair, Evan Stone and Andy San Dimas don full-body yellow make-up and wild hair to portray the colourful characters in Simpsons - The XXX Parody.
The saucy film revolves around a fictitious sex tape filmed by Marge & Homer, and features The Simpsons regulars Moe, McBain, Barney and Flanders.
The DVD comes with the tagline, "Sex has never been this yellow!"...
Top adult stars like Briana Blair, Evan Stone and Andy San Dimas don full-body yellow make-up and wild hair to portray the colourful characters in Simpsons - The XXX Parody.
The saucy film revolves around a fictitious sex tape filmed by Marge & Homer, and features The Simpsons regulars Moe, McBain, Barney and Flanders.
The DVD comes with the tagline, "Sex has never been this yellow!"...
- 1/12/2011
- WENN
Times are tough for the adult entertainment industry with piracy taking a major chunk out of sales. Despite the gloom and doom facing the porn biz, the year's biggest and best attended the Avn awards in Las Vegas Saturday. Tori Black won Female Performer of the Year, Kelly Madison won Best Web Star, Lexi Belle won Best Supporting Actress and Andy San Dimas and India Summer shared Best Actress.
- 1/11/2011
- by coedmagazine.com
- Huffington Post
The bosses of top porn company Vivid Entertainment are planning to give Elvis Presley a naughty 76th birthday present on Saturday, January 8 - by releasing an adult film parody of the late rock 'n' roller's life. "Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody" is top X-rated filmmaker Axel Braun's latest movie, ahead of his induction to the Adult Video Film Hall of Fame in Las Vegas.
The film features two adult actors playing Elvis at different ages - newcomer J. Jay portrays the young Elvis, and Dale DaBone, who starred in "Braun's Batman XXX: A Porn Parody", as the 1970's Elvis. "Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody" is a fictionalized version of events that took place during the course of Elvis' life, as told by several fictitious friends/family, including an illegitimate daughter Shirley and his gay make-up artist.
Porn icon Ron Jeremy also makes an appearance as Elvis' "second cousin thrice removed", Melvis Presley.
The film features two adult actors playing Elvis at different ages - newcomer J. Jay portrays the young Elvis, and Dale DaBone, who starred in "Braun's Batman XXX: A Porn Parody", as the 1970's Elvis. "Elvis XXX: A Porn Parody" is a fictionalized version of events that took place during the course of Elvis' life, as told by several fictitious friends/family, including an illegitimate daughter Shirley and his gay make-up artist.
Porn icon Ron Jeremy also makes an appearance as Elvis' "second cousin thrice removed", Melvis Presley.
- 1/6/2011
- by AceShowbiz.com
- Aceshowbiz
Porn parodies/remakes of well loved properties are all the rage right now. This year we’ve seen XXX rated versions of Batman & Superman with more apparently on the way. The latest to be announced is a 3 hour porn version of Quentin Tarantino’s early 90′s Sundance hit Reservoir Dogs which no, won’t just be a gay orgy (there’s famously no notable female characters in Tarantino’s film) as the colourful characters have been re-imagined as Ms. Pink, Ms. Orange and Nice Girl Eddie, etc.
The project comes from Exquisite Films, the same ‘high-end adult studio’ that just wrapped filming on a Justice League porno and will be a “upscale, mature parody of Quentin Tarantino’s cult classic” and not just sex scene followed by sex scene (which it of course will be). The large running time is to faithfully accommodate the heavy-dialogue and I presume the heist plot/rat-in-the-house concept remains?...
The project comes from Exquisite Films, the same ‘high-end adult studio’ that just wrapped filming on a Justice League porno and will be a “upscale, mature parody of Quentin Tarantino’s cult classic” and not just sex scene followed by sex scene (which it of course will be). The large running time is to faithfully accommodate the heavy-dialogue and I presume the heist plot/rat-in-the-house concept remains?...
- 12/31/2010
- by Matt Holmes
- Obsessed with Film
"Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick." "How many dicks is that?" "A lot." Quentin Tarantino pretty much embedded the idea of a porn version of Reservoir Dogs in the dialog for the film's talky opening sequence [1]. And while the idea of porn parodies of popular films is all but comically bankrupt, I'll admit there's some brief amusement value in thinking about the porn version of, for instance, the sequence where Mr. Orange is bleeding like a pig all over the back seat of Mr. White's car. (Or did Catherine Breillat already do that in Anatomy of Hell?) Still: a porn Reservoir Dogs? Yawn. But then this became post-worthy when I saw that the running time of the film is planned for three hours. I guess that's what happens when you try to smash together a 99-minute dialogue-heavy story and a full-length porn film. If you want the dirty details,...
- 12/31/2010
- by Russ Fischer
- Slash Film
Jessie Lee Benefit hosted by Joanna Angel, Jenna Haze, Andy San Dimas, Zoe Voss, and Alexa Jaymes at Cinespace in Hollywood.Photo copyright Glenn Francis / PR Photos. Alexis Texas, Jenna Haze and Joanna Angel attend Jessie Lee Benefit hosted by Joanna Angel, Jenna Haze, Andy San Dimas, Zoe Voss, and Alexa Jaymes at Cinespace in Hollywood.Photo copyright Glenn Francis / PR Photos. Joanna Angel, Zoe Voss and Andy San Dimas attend Jessie Lee Benefit hosted by Joanna Angel, Jenna Haze, Andy San Dimas, Zoe Voss, and Alexa Jaymes at Cinespace in Hollywood.Photo copyright Glenn Francis / PR Photos. Joanna Angel and Alexa Jaymes attend Jessie Lee Benefit hosted by Joanna Angel, Jenna Haze, Andy San Dimas, Zoe...
- 12/9/2010
- by Michelle Wray
- Monsters and Critics
As we’ve seen recently Porn Parody’s are all the rage these days, last month we brought you the trailer to the Wonder Woman XXX (here), and now comes the news that Tron is getting the treatment. The parody to be titled Pron, will take elements from both the original Tron film and the up coming sequel Tron: Legacy and mix them into the film. Word on the street is that this film will actually be better than the original film! The film features Lexi Belle, Andy San Dimas, Diamond Foxxx, April O’Neil and Zoe Voss.
Pron has directors Sam Hain and Lee Roy Meyers on board, Meyer’s had a few words to say about the film. “Jeff Bridges’ ex in the first one was Cindy Morgan. She was so hot, yet despite being a Playboy model, didn’t take her clothes off. But we’ve got Lexi Belle.
Pron has directors Sam Hain and Lee Roy Meyers on board, Meyer’s had a few words to say about the film. “Jeff Bridges’ ex in the first one was Cindy Morgan. She was so hot, yet despite being a Playboy model, didn’t take her clothes off. But we’ve got Lexi Belle.
- 12/2/2010
- by Marcella Papandrea
- Killer Films
Axel Braun, the director behind the "Batman" porn parody, is now filming an X-rated version of "Superman." The new flick won't hit your local porn shops till December, but we now have a behind-the-scene video for you to marvel at. The video doesn't feature anything hardcore, but has a quick shot at Lois Lane's backside, which makes this Not Safe For Work. The best parts come when Braun discusses the movie, speaking as if he's not making a porn flick but an actually Hollywood film. Ryan Driller stars as the man of steel and Andy San Dimas is Louis Lane. No word on the villain, but there is a good chance that the villain will be the same as in the "Batman" parody, which is once again a terrible case of STDs. Video:...
- 9/21/2010
- WorstPreviews.com
Well they are doing it again. After the success of the Batman porno, they have made... Superman XXX.
With an all-star cast including Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Kristina Rose, Zoe Voss, and Andy San Dimas as Lois Lane, Superman XXX: A Porn Parody is taking the parody genre to a whole new level. Featuring state-of-the-art special effects and Braun's legendary attention for details, the movie will be shot with Red cameras and will once more raise the bar for adult parodies.
"The enormous success of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody made this project very exciting," said Braun. "As usual, I'm trying to recreate the look and feel of the source material and have some fun with it without offending the fans, but while the Batman TV show was shot in studio with a relatively low budget, Richard Donner's movie was a huge production with plenty of exteriors and groundbreaking special effects,...
With an all-star cast including Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Kristina Rose, Zoe Voss, and Andy San Dimas as Lois Lane, Superman XXX: A Porn Parody is taking the parody genre to a whole new level. Featuring state-of-the-art special effects and Braun's legendary attention for details, the movie will be shot with Red cameras and will once more raise the bar for adult parodies.
"The enormous success of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody made this project very exciting," said Braun. "As usual, I'm trying to recreate the look and feel of the source material and have some fun with it without offending the fans, but while the Batman TV show was shot in studio with a relatively low budget, Richard Donner's movie was a huge production with plenty of exteriors and groundbreaking special effects,...
- 8/26/2010
- doorQ.com
First came Batman, then The A-Team, and now comes The Breakfast Club… What am I talking about? The latest revelation to hit porn-dom… The XXX parody!
After Axel Braun’s Batman: A XXX Parody exploded on the interwebs, every porno filmmaker worth a damn (and some that aren’t) has gotten into the parody game, and the latest Hollywood blockbuster to get the parody treatment? John Hughes’ seminal 80s classic The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody come from New Sensations, the studio behind The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody and The Office: A XXX Parody, and stars Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Samantha Ryan, Syren Sexton, Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor, Breanne Benson, Levi Cash, Sonny Hicks, and Chad Alva.
Just one question. Why did it take so long!
After Axel Braun’s Batman: A XXX Parody exploded on the interwebs, every porno filmmaker worth a damn (and some that aren’t) has gotten into the parody game, and the latest Hollywood blockbuster to get the parody treatment? John Hughes’ seminal 80s classic The Breakfast Club.
The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody come from New Sensations, the studio behind The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody and The Office: A XXX Parody, and stars Faye Reagan, Andy San Dimas, Samantha Ryan, Syren Sexton, Brooke Van Bouren, Tessa Taylor, Breanne Benson, Levi Cash, Sonny Hicks, and Chad Alva.
Just one question. Why did it take so long!
- 6/17/2010
- by Phil
- Nerdly
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