CarGo

Me and my brother watch this on YouTube. I had to leave the room during this. I would not recommend this for anyone who has more than 1 brain cell. Seriously, Please don't watch this. It will save you some brain cells and your time wasting on by watching it. The animation is so bad, it made me lose some brain cells and my sanity that I need to recover from this train wreak. So please takes this as a little warning. WATCH THIS MOVIE AT YOUR OWN RISK! You'll thank me later for this. So take this opinion with a grain of salt, ok?

That's all that I had to say about this movie. Hope you have a good day.

When I first saw the trailer on Youtube I was certain that it was merely created as a joke by someone with 3d animation software, good voice talent and way too much time on their hands. Then I saw the movie. It was like a nightmare. I watched the first 1/2 hour with eyes wide and mouth agape in shock before I slipped into a drooling trance of boredom. Kids are going to end up spanking their parents if forced to watch this.

This movie makes me want to bleach my eyes. The animation is garbage, and the story makes no sense. The only thing this film has going for it is that the voice acting is decent.

The shameless comedy-musical rip-off of 'Cars' is as boring as they come, wasting some genuine talent (Hart, Osment and Asner) chasing an easy payday as it rides the coattails of the better-made original.

It's quite astonishing that a film this blatantly derivative can be released in such close proximity to the source material, especially when you consider the strength of that brand. I can see plenty of unsuspecting punters grabbing this DVD by mistake and I shudder to think the rage those kids would unload on a parent when they discover the ruse. Like when you ask for a Transformer for Christmas, but your clueless parents got you a GoBot by mistake. Except in this case, 'Cars' and 'Cargo' don't leave much margin for error. The whole 3D look, shape, attitude and colours of the automobile characters are very close to the original, albeit on a much smaller budget with inferior graphics and a plot so thin it would wipe away after one rinse.

There's even characters performing weak Peter Lorre and Marlon Brando impersonations - nothing it seems is sacrosanct when there's someone else's patronage to exploit. Nothing to praise here, it's just a lemon pumped full of cooking oil, lurching and spluttering toward an inevitable blowout that will probably make your kids cry.

There's little to like about CarGo. My 5 year old and 8 year old grandsons wouldn't even watch with much interest. Haley Joel Osment, Edward Asner, and Melissa Joan Hart's voices added positive to the film.

The script was disjointed, the message was too similar to Cars 3, the songs seemed a rip-off from other film favorites, and the cheesy references to other famous films, like "The Shawshank Redemption", seemed forced and too obvious.

I'd suggest you not waste your money.