A Noiva

The Foley sound effects and the voice overs are way too overbearing in this film. I found this the same way in other B films and I just can't watch them. Just use a mic when filming.

Right, well as I stumbled upon the 2020 comedy horror titled "Scary Bride", I must admit that I was initially interested because of the movie's cover. Yeah, I did find the cover to promise something that could potentially be a fun watch.

Indeed, I hadn't even heard about the movie prior to sitting down to watch it. But the movie's cover and the fact that is a horror comedy was sufficient to win me over and sit down to watch it.

I didn't even make it halfway through before I gave up on this movie from writer Anatol Ardin and director Dan Grin. Indeed. Pretty early on it became clear that this was a bad movie. And not one of those bad movies that are so bad that they become fun and enjoyable to watch. No, "Scary Bride" was just painfully bad to sit through.

The dialogue in the movie was just horrible. It felt like writer Anatol Ardin had given a pre-schooler artistic freedom to write the dialogue to the storyline. And the fact that the characters were every bit as painful to watch didn't help much either.

Sure, the concept idea behind the script for "Scary Bride" was something that certainly had some interesting aspects to it. But it was just so poorly constructed and executed that it felt like a bad episode of an ultra low budget TV show gone horribly awry.

I wasn't familiar with a single actor or actress in "Scary Bride", and that is usually something I enjoy in a movie. But given the fact that the dialogue was just so God awful bad and the characters were bland and laughable, then the actors and actresses that partook in the movie just never had a running chance.

Visually then at least the special effects department were trying. But don't expect to be blown away by a grand spectacle of make-up and special effects here.

I have zero interest in returning to watch the rest of the movie, because the storyline and characters fell completely short of providing me with any level of entertainment.

My rating of the 2020 horror comedy "Scary Bride" lands on a one out of ten stars. Sadly enough, then the movie's cover was actually the best part about this ordeal.

I was surprised how good this movie really was. Great actores, with quote worthy lines. It has a serious tone but it's actually funny and good movies references. Just entertaining and unexpected. Some of the characters are really just great. This movies should have a lot more stars. And should become a classic.

Scary Bride is a lie budget horror comedy. Anthony is worried about his buddy Matt, whom he has not heard from in a few days. He hears some noise coming from Matt's apartment and decides to check it out. Anthony finds Matt with a woman and he slips on the west floor and hits his head. When he comes to, Matt tells that he watched a documentary on Russia and decided to go. Matt met Natasha over in Russia. He tries to convince Anthony to go to Russia to meet a woman like her.

Anthony finally decided to go to Russia and try his luck with the ladies. Once he gets checked into his hotel, he hits up a local bar. There he meets Nina. A local approaches Anthony and warns him not to kiss Nina, that she is a witch. Anthony disregards the locals advice and goes home to Nina's place. Unfortunately for Anthony, Nina really is a witch and she wants his testicles! She needs the parts from seven men from seven countries to devour and become immortal. Anthony must try and escape from Nina. The counter woman and the local hotel informs Anthony of a special stone that he can use to defeat Nina.

Scary Bride isn't anywhere near as exciting as the poster looks. Even at only 72 minutes the film is slow. Skip it!

SMFH. Horrible. Simply horrible. Plain old fashion horrible. Just horrible.