Johnny & Clyde - Parceiros no Crime

So I watched the newly released Johnny & Clyde and I really cant see myself seeing a film worse than this for the rest of the year. This was insanely bad. Its basically a low budget version of Natural Born Killers. It has a young couple in love going on a killing/crime spree. They get their friends together to knock over a casino owned by Meagan Fox. There is also some kind of evil entity following the main characters around with blades. I dont know this is cluster of nothing.

The film is a total mess of idiots being annoying. And thats the whole film. Idiots killing people and being despicable. Its trash at its worst.

Ya, it's that bad. I couldn't handle all the amateur-hour and infantile nonsense this mess had. Everything from the acting, directing, sound (have they heard of boom mics), terrible excuse for gore - especially the demon's cheap Halloween mask and costume. That outfit felt like it was purchased at a Dollar Tree. Then you have a screenplay that felt like it was written by a fifth-grade drama class. Even the lame attempts at dark comedy were a flop and more of an eye-roll than anything funny. Every actor, even Fox, seemed like they've never taken an acting class. I can't believe this nonsense was green-lit, funded, and went to market. It's a generous 3/10, only because Fox still looks foxy.

... waste any time on this movie unless you're a big fan of Megan Fox and appreciate her tight clothes and body figure.

The screenplay is effortless, the actors are low cost and the special effects are... mmh... I don't even have a word for it. Empty characters with absolutely no content or context just pop in the story because someone thought they would make a striking appearance and add some visual impact. They don't. Positively no empathy for any of the characters on screen.

I watched around 250 movies this year and this one takes the gold medal with a one star from me. So, go watch it at your own risk.

I am ten minutes into this abomination of a movie and feel compelled to start writing my scathing review of this nonsense before I have finished watching it.

It has been written by a Z list actor and director (someone who has appeared in so many movies that I have never heard of) who clearly has not progressed in life beyond being a priapic teenager who clearly fancies himself as a budding Tarantino. Nothing makes any sense. The acting, script and direction are terrible. Why is Megan Fox in this? Oh yes, I remember now, she can't act either.

Clearly in the running for being one of the worst movies ever made. Twenty five minutes in and nothing has changed. I'm out.

This movie is actually worse than the other two reviewers say! It's a complete and total mess.

The director is incompetent. The writer has no clue how to tell a story and the acting? It's literally laughable. Who are these two? They can't act their way out of a paper bag.

The costuming looks like they went to a second hand clothing store and picked items you'd only see on RuPaul's show.

Nothing makes sense. Megan Fox, who is also a really bad actor, is in it for 2 minutes in the beginning and then you wont see her again for another 20 minutes. You'll have to sit through the Johnny and Clyde bad acting. She basically took the money and walked through her clay faced part. In fact, I get the feeling they filmed all her scenes in half a day and inserted them into the film after it was made.

Who gave this the green light? Bai Ling? Who, for some weird reason is an associate producer! Huh?

Full disclosure: I fast forwarded through the movie waiting for the so called demon. He comes in with 30 minutes left to the film and man oh man is he a disappointment. Honestly, I'm not sure if this was supposed to be a drama or actually a comedy. It's that bad.