hidion

Heed my advice on this film - watch the opening credits, then INSTANTLY STOP THE MOVIE. Pretend that you watched a superbly animated, engrossing film with and excellent hard yet fitting soundtrack. Sadly, too many have already and too many to come will not heed these sage words. What remains, for those who have suffered through this movie, is poor animation, plot and dialogue concocted by a first-grader (no offense to first graders), and not much else. This movie insults anime. This movie insults action films. This movie insults animation. This movie insults heavy metal the music genre. This movie is so bad that it insults, well, everyone who watches it. If you have not, count your blessings.

Unless you watch this movie to see Tobey's pecs or Kirsten's breasts, I see absolutely no reason to waste the air it takes to breathe through this movie. Thankfully, I was able to become near-comatose after only 20 minutes of this awful film, thus restricting the air that I potentially wasted. Terrible acting? Yes. Horrible depiction of corporations, especially corporate boards? Yes. Completely unbelievable premise? Yes. Surprised that Hollywood could make such a bad movie? No. The people who lauded this dud, however...