- Gene Siskel - Host: [reviewing "Heavyweights"] Unfortunately, there's a blown opportunity to deal with the issue of overweight children, which is a big issue, and a lot of pain associated with these kids. The movie doesn't have the courage to do that, either.
- Roger Ebert - Host: That's right, Gene. Maybe if you had been able to see THAT movie, you wouldn't make fun of me all the time for being fat.
- Gene Siskel - Host: I, I, Roger, if you don't want me to, it'll never happen again.