- Avrom Kandinsky: I'm about to make a bargain. Show no enthusiasm. Enthusiasm is the enemy of the bargain.
- Mimi: Everybody seems to be going blimey around here. Marilyn Monroe has come out like sort of a rash.
- Avrom Kandinsky: Never jump to conclusions, Joe. Sometimes in spite of everything, a child grows well, a man goes from strength to strength, a woman's face does not entirely fade.
- Avrom Kandinsky: Every animal when he was created by the Almighty was given one special present. The lion got big teeth. Sam got big muscles.
- Joe: And what did the Almighty give you?
- Avrom Kandinsky: Me? He didn't make up his mind yet.
- Sonia: Don't torture yourself, Sam. Go back to the shop and do some sewing, huh? I'll see myself home.
- Blackie Isaacs: You got to give the public new gimmicks the whole time. You know what I gave them once? A couple of women wrestling in a ring full of fish.
- Sylvester the Photographer: You should sign up a couple of fish who want to wrestle with women.
- Sonia: First I'm held over, then I'm a special bargain! You shouldn't *want* me for a bargain! Why did I ever let you take me to a big forest that time? Why did I ever bother?