Kiss the Girls and Make Them Die
In this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his ... Read allIn this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his harem. UK spy, Susan Fleming, helps Kelly.In this spoof of spy films, CIA agent, Kelly, is in Rio De Janeiro spying on a wealthy industrialist, David Ardonian, who secretly plans to turn the world sterile and repopulate it with his harem. UK spy, Susan Fleming, helps Kelly.
- Kelly
- (as Michael Connors)
Chuck Connors is personable enough foiling a particularly daft scheme by Raf Vallone to rule the world, but what makes the film is a lively Dorothy Provine as an English agent with a cut-glass accent and her very own Parker in the form of Terry-Thomas.
- richardchatten
- Sep 3, 2022
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Storyline
Did you know
- TriviaMike Connors has said that he performed the stunt where he hangs from a rope attached to a helicopter flying around the Christ the Redeemer Statue because a local Brazilian stuntman refused to do it.
- Quotes
Ardonian's secretary: [Ardonian is in his office trying to hide Lord Aldric 's hat and knapsack . His secretary walks into his office saying] Miss Soong is here sir
Wilma Soong: [He looks up and this beautiful young woman is walking into his office. He is stunned to see this incredible rare beauty. A girl in her early 30 s She walks near him and starts saying] I have come to arrange a date and a meeting place for you and my employers
[Ardonian points to a chair and she sits down in it. Ardonian didn't expect a girl of this increndible beauty. She is wearing the traditional Chinese dress called the cheongsam, which is a dress which is very tight on the body with two slits high up on both sides the length is just above the knee. Ardonian notices that Soong is well educated iand incredibly stylish.]
Mr. Ardonian: [He writes down a time and place on a piece of paper saying] can you remember this
[Ardonian is shocked looking at this incredibly beautiful woman , her Chinese bosses really knew Ardonian well and picked the most beautiful of all their women]
Wilma Soong: [Soong looks up at Ardonian and says] of course
Mr. Ardonian: [He says to her] very good then
Wilma Soong: it has been a pleasure meeting with you. Mr. Ardonian. I look forward to working with you again.
Mr. Ardonian: [He says] it is very important that someone very senior will be there, someone who can make decisions. Do you understand ?
Ardonian's secretary, Wilma Soong: [Soong says to him] I can assure you Mr. Ardonian we do not play games, as far as we're concerned we want this meeting the sooner the better.
[Ardonian quickly responds]
Ardonian's secretary, Wilma Soong: I can assure , Miss Soong, that I do not play games either. You will see that personally.
[Soong says]
Ardonian's secretary, Wilma Soong: I can assure you it will be someone very important who can make decisions.
[Ardonian says]
Ardonian's secretary, Wilma Soong: I will need you there at this meeting to translate to the delegation to guarantee complete accuracy. I will require you to attend any other meetings to translate. If we have a deal and we become partners I will require you leave with me to go to my laboratory to watch the launch.
[Soong looks at Ardonian saying]
Ardonian's secretary, Wilma Soong: yes , Mr. Ardonian, I will of course be completely at your disposal until this deal in completed successfully.
[Soong stands up and offers her hand to shake with Ardonian. He reaches over and shakes hands with Soong. Soong tries to finish the handshake but Ardonian pulls her towards him. Soong is initially stunned and freezes Ardonian looks at Soong's face and zooms in on her face looking ar her eyes. Ardonian has a strange sick smile on his face as he now looks lower at Soong's lips, he is thinking of Soong performing oral sex on him. Ardonian is showing himself to be a sexual predator. Soong knows he is looking at her lips and knows what he is thinking but she can't do anything to upset Ardonian as this deal is vitally important. Soong turns and thanks him. He looks down ar Soong's derriere as she wiggles out of his office.Ardonian is mentally undressing the beautiful Miss Wilma Soong. Ardonian constantly zooms in on parts of young woman's bodies in a very lustful manner and these girls turn out to be the ones he plans to put in suspended animation.]
Mr. Ardonian: [Ardonian calls his jungle laboratory on a video phone] Kruger, I have just been informed they have agreed to a meeting. I want the laboratory open to their inspection. Please show them everything they ask about and tell them how we are set up. They seem that they are ready to get this done as quickly as possible.
Krüger: [Kruger says] yes Mr. Ardonian, I will do exactly as you say. I am very happy they have responded as quickly as they did. Is there anything else sir ?
Mr. Ardonian: [Ardonian says] yes, Kruger this is only the first baby steps in this process, I really don't know how long it would take to have any real progress. But, hopefully, things will go well. They seemed anxious to be honest, I requested that someone senior who could make decisions be there and they said definitely yes.
[Ardonian is looking at notes on his desk for the name of the girl he just met . Then he says to Kruger]
Mr. Ardonian: Kruger, if everything falls into place I believe I have an excellent replacement girl for the collection. Her name is Soong, Wilma Soong. Hopefully you and your team will have the pleasure of putting her on ice .
[It was a dead give away that any woman Ardonian did this stare at a part of her body it meant he want them to be placed onto cryogenic hibernation.]
Krüger: [Kruger responds] yes Mr. Ardonian I will have a cannister ready for for this lady , Miss Soong, once you give us the go ahead.
Mr. Ardonian: [Ardonian says] Well we must have a major meeting with the Chinese delegation I have demanded she be present ascwell as all further meetings and if everything goes well and the Chinese agree to a deal I have told he she must accompany me to the lab for the launching. It will be that time I will pull the rug out from under the Chinese delegation and take care of them and grab this girl for my collection. The Chinese seem very anxious maybe a little over anxious. This deal I am proposing is a good one for sure and maybe lured in very deeply.
- ConnectionsEdited into Operation: Secret Agents, Spies & Thighs (2007)
- SoundtracksBacia E Uccidi (Kiss The Girls And Make Them Die)
Music by Mario Nascimbene, Lyrics by Howard Greenfield
Sung by Lydia MacDonald accompanied by Mario Nascimbene Orchestra
Details
- Runtime1 hour 46 minutes
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1