Five the Hard Way

1969
X
1h 22m

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Ross Hagen and Diane McBain in Five the Hard Way (1969)

Motorcycle racer Rommel seeks vengeance against JC, a madman who murdered the sidehacker's fiancee.Motorcycle racer Rommel seeks vengeance against JC, a madman who murdered the sidehacker's fiancee.Motorcycle racer Rommel seeks vengeance against JC, a madman who murdered the sidehacker's fiancee.

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1.8/10

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Ross Hagen

Rommel

Diane McBain

Rita

Michael Pataki

J.C.
(as Mike Pataki)

Richard Merrifield

Luke

Claire Polan

Paisley

Edward Parrish

Nero

Michael Graham

Cooch

Hoke Howell

Crapout

Robert Tessier

Jake
(as Bob Tessier)

Eric Lidberg

Tork

Erik Cord

Dirty John

Toni Moss

Lois

Diane Tessier

Debbie

Joey Tessier

Billy

Warren Hammack

Mechanic
(uncredited)

Goldie Hawn

Spectator
(uncredited)

Tony Lorea

Announcer
(uncredited)

Ivy Ross

Mechanic
(uncredited)

Director
- Gus Trikonis
Writers
- Tony Huston
- Larry Billman
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yawn

I say that the only way to watch this film is the MST 3000 version of it. I wouldn't say that it ranks #1 on my bad film-o-meter (THAT honor goes to Manos: The Hands of Fate), but it's bad.

The biggest yawnfest are the racing sequences. Are those guys foolproof, or did they just edit out all of the crashes?

The subplot isn't that great either. I'd describe it, but I want you to see how bad this film is for yourself, preferably the MST3K version. Everyone loves Joel, The Gumball Man (Tom), and Bird Beaked Boy (Crow)!

1/5 stars *