- Hank Marshall: You take water, for example. Sometimes it's water, sometimes it's ice. Sometimes it's steam, vapor. It always the same old H2O. It only changes its properties. Your mother's like that. She's like water.
- Carly Marshall: I suppose we all have to grow old someday. I just don't think you got to look bad in the process.
- Carly Marshall: Brigitte Bardot strips for millions, she's a goddess. I sunbathe topless and I'm a scandal.
- Hank Marshall: You're not Brigitte Bardot, remember?!
- Carly Marshall: [adopting Brigitte Bardot's husky accent] Wazza matta? I no make you happy?!
- Hank Marshall: My job, sir, is to evaluate radiation hazards to United States Army personnel. My wife's not enlisted in the Army. Why doesn't the colonel concern himself with the safety of men who are, rather than the mammaries of women who are not!
- Hank Marshall: [first lines - about sunbather] What's down there?
- Helicopter Pilot: Probably just whales, sir.
- Hank Marshall: Take it down.
- Helicopter Pilot: But sir...
- Hank Marshall: Take it down!
- [last lines]
- Glenn Johnson: You look like Elizabeth Taylor.
- Carly Marshall: There, you have said the secret word, and you qualify for a ride in my new convertible, come on sweet boy.
- Rebecca 'Becky' Marshall: Let's go!
- Carly Marshall: Come on daddy, let's drive...
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