- [Lysterine does not approve of the man smoking in the Chinese Restaurant]
- Bunz: I'll take care of this.
- [walks to man's table]
- Bunz: [in Chinese] Excuse me, Sir. If you don't put out the smoke, my boy and I won't be getting any ass tonight.
- Ug Lee: [in Chinese] Oh? No problem.
- [puts out smoke]
- Bunz: [in Chinese] You're the man!
- [walks back to their table]
- Bunz: [smiling] Heh heh... I guess you thought I was just some common ol' hoodrat, huh?
- Lysterine: [in Chinese] Oh I still do.
- Bunz: Next day you go to pick her up, you're all happy and shit, but is high noon, she comes outta house and a fucking seadonkey clunks into your car!
- Bunz: [angry at store owners] Ya see? This is why I'm in favor of the Immigration Reform Program, because you mothafuckas are straight off the boat, and you're already fuckin' with people!
- Hold up Man: Listen, ya Pakistani pieces of shit! Give me all the money in the drawer!
- Akmed: [offended] We are not Pakistanis! We are Punjabis!
- Singh: I could pass for Pakistani.