Marc Cushman as Cash Markman makes fun of his lousy scripts in this lousy porn video, about as stupid as it gets. The fact that he apparently thinks he's being clever only adds to the imbecility.
Basically, it's a series of riffs mocking not merely porn cliches but also the corny plot twists of so-called thrillers. Everything is so obvious and poorly done that instead of laughs the result is groans.
Randy West plays Bill Dollars, the alternate favored pseudonym Cushman uses for his porn writing. He's a porn scriptwriter working for director Tom Byron who gets a spec script in the mail from Paula Price, a budding screenwriter inspired by Bill. When they meet it's a "deadly" (pun intended) competition between the two of them, with corpses quickly piling up.
Along the way, the silliness of scripted porn is mocked repeatedly and the audience suffers. Cushman even has the temerity to steal the ending of "Casablanca" to end this awful video. The acting by West, Price and others (including Price's husband Eric Price who makes the punning title work by humping her in the rear) is poor, but not as poor as Cushman's script.
