- Dennis Miller: [Referring to game shows] My favorite is off the air now. I used to enjoy Family Feud, especially the moment when the family won, they were celebrating, and you got to meet all the family mutants who didn't make the team. You never see Richard kissing any of these fuckin people, do you?
- [Imitating someone offering a severely trembling hand]
- Dennis Miller: Hi. I'm Eddie. I live under the sink.
- [after pausing to gesture for him to stay away]
- Dennis Miller: Great Ed. Survey says, Thorazine.