. . . English cuisine: Crude, bland, unappetizing and boring. America was forced to secede from King George the Third because that so-called monarch had less brain power than a typical butterfly. The latter creatures are known to navigate thousands of miles, on journeys lasting several generations. George III, on the other hand, was hard put to find his royal chamber pot. The crew behind THE CHRISTMAS VISITOR probably could not find the porcelain throne to save their lives, either. Imagine trying to foist off on impressionable tykes a cigar-chomping Santa Hell-bent upon adorning strangers' Yule trees with toxic smoke rings! Yuk!!