Kama Sutra

Over the last year I've been watching many re-runs of Karma Sutra on the SEXTV channel which for some reason has been very popular. I do love some of the episodes that I enjoyed and others that are not exciting. last night i got to see one of my favorite episodes which feature John St James. I forgot the title of that episode but it was one of Johns funniest I've seen thus far of him.Tamara Landry on that episode seem very bored doing it which to me she really started to get bored doing the show. This woman hardly ever shows her teeth when she grins. I guess that's her personality in doing soft porn.

This film project has the name "Rebecca Lord" on it. Ms. Lord is considered a "legend" in hardcore, but her series "Kama Sutra" won't help her image much.

Created by the same bunch who did "Beverly Hills Bordello", it's the same story. Only this time, it's missing a lot of the spice that made "Bordello" passable fun. Tamara Landry, who plays Madame Dalia, might be the most boring blonde bombshell in history. She's stiff, unfriendly, and Vulcan-like in emotion. Worse, the women featured here are on the wrong side of 30 or have way too much plastic. One episode featured a menopausal, mustachioed Susan Featherly, Elizabeth Kaitan-lookalike Shannan Leigh, and a man who would fit in with them in a menage aux trois. None of the current "stars" of the game are here. It doesn't help that the story lines have been reused a million times.

Bottom line: Avoid this one like the plague, especially us Canadians who now have it on our screens in both languages on a regular basis.

The creators of this waste of a good 30 minutes of my life had tremendous gall to name this movie after the 'Kama Sutra'.

There is more instruction in lovemaking in "Casper the Friendly Ghost".

Can I give this negative stars?