Ryan's Babe

The actors are forgettable, but oh my, the cars!

It seems they plumbed the depths of the Sascatchewan used car lots to find cars for Ryan. We have K-cars, J-cars, and worse. Usually movies outfit the leads with Lambos and Maseratis, but this movie goes with the unwashed Corsica with the crached-windshield motif. Is the writer trying to say that the characters are as broken and dull as the cars? Why doesn't the hottie get a better car than the rest? Does the director drive a Yugo? This movie raises more questions than it answers.