Masked Avenger Versus Ultra-Villain in the Lair of the Naked Bikini

Well, this movie is a special kind of special. It starts off boring enough, in that bad boring way that is, indeed bad, but debatable as to whether or not it's a good bad. But then... the flavors start developing and you realize: "Hey! I think we've got something here..." And indeed we do. If nothing else, we've got a great example of how God will never give a Nun more than she can handle. But its more than just a Nun taking matters into her own hands, or... never-mind. What I'm getting at, is that this movie has unique sensibilities, a unique way about it that is truly bad in a way that IS good. And so, here we are. Or, there we are? And so, here we go? There so are we and we here go! Yeah, that one.