Milton Jones credited as playing...
Self
- Milton Jones: Easiest job in the World, Australian Psychiatrist: "G'day, g'day, how ya doin'? No worries, seeya!"
- Milton Jones: Have you noticed that if you Google "Lost Medieval Servant Boy", it says "This Page cannot be found"?
- Milton Jones: I live in a Grade 2 listed Building, which means everyone has to be quite good at the piano. In China apparently everyone learning the piano knows this tune called Knife and Fork...
- Milton Jones: In 1724 Sir Tim Montague had the idea for the Post-It note, but he didn't have anywhere to write it down.
- Milton Jones: My other grandfather had a little silver plaque on his forehead with the date of when a Park Bench died on it.
- Milton Jones: After years of alcoholism the little girl emigrated. And that was the tale of Alice in Sunderland.
- Milton Jones: Anyone can cook this! You can't Beatrice! Sorry, You can't Beat Rice!
- Ed Byrne: Ha! Shall we all go home?
- Milton Jones: I'd like to take the band ABBA out to dinner, and if I could I would my friend, for Nandos.
- Milton Jones: [Alien Ears Gesture] Ambassador Thrull, are you seriously telling me that War has broken out because you were going to the shops and someone said "Get me a Galaxy"?