- Camille: Jesse, it's cute you tryin to be in choreography and all, but you just stick to finding us the beats, all right, boo?
- Jesse: All right. Cool, but one day you'll come begging for what i got.
- Kirresha: Shoot, I'm begging now. Hook a sister up.
- Camille: Kirresha.
- Kirresha: What?
- Camille: You are too hot to beg.
- Kirresha: I know, but he's just so fine. I'm willing to make an exception.
- Jesse: Don't tease me, Mami. Me gustan las chicas grande.
- Kirresha: Mmm. I don't know what you said, but, "me gustan" too, baby.
- Leti: He said he like big girls!
- Kirresha: Now how come when you say it, it don't sound cute at all?
- Leti: Look, he the one who said it alright.
- Kirresha: Don't hate 'cause he on me.
- Tyson: [to Britney] Hey, Buffy. Ready to be my baby's mama?
- [slaps her on the butt]
- Jesse: Tyson!
- Britney: [grabs Tyson's private parts] Do it again and I am plucking grapes or in your case, raisins. Got it?
- Tyson: [whispers in pain] Yup.
- Britney: OK.
- [lets go of Tyson's private parts and Tyson falls to the floor]
- Britney: [Walks into classroom, and everybody turns around to look] Is this English? Are you Mrs Webster?
- Mrs. Webster: It is, I am, and you're late.
- Britney: Well, I was going through airport security.
- Mrs. Webster: Class, this is Britney Allen, and she's a transfer student from Pacific Vista.
- Camille: [whispers] She's one of them PV bitches.
- Leti: [mutters in spanish] Mendiga gringa.
- Mrs. Webster: Now find a seat and copy the board.
- Britney: You want me to copy all of that? Can't you just give it to me in like, a book?
- Mrs. Webster: [Class snickers] I'm sorry Miss Allen, but we don't have enough books for everyone. Now I wouldn't want to single you out and give you one, we wouldn't want the other students to think that you're more important than them now would we?
- Britney: [everybody looks at Britney] ... no.
- Mrs. Webster: Good guess.
- Britney: I know! You can email it to me!
- Mrs. Webster: [class laughs] You think that if we don't have books we'd have computers? I'm glad you have a sense of humour. Now find a seat.
- Jesse: [to Britney after she falls on the floor] Oh, shit. My bad, shorty.
- Britney: Don't touch me!
- Jesse: So you're just going to lay there all day?
- Britney: I don't know how my day could get any worse.
- Jesse: Tough first day? I've been there.
- Britney: Are you new too?
- Jesse: Nah, I transfered sophomore year. Boy, was that hard.
- Britney: When did it get easier?
- Jesse: Last Thursday.
- Britney: Great.
- Jesse: I was joking.
- Camille: We're gonna use these steps y'all came up with for the competition.
- Britney: Wait a minute. I've told you since day one, add krumping and you've just...
- Camille: Are you done yet?
- Jesse: [grabs Britney and covers her mouth] Yes, she is.
- Camille: Good. Now get your little white ass over here and show me the steps.
- Kirresha: [to Leti] What's the matter with her?
- Leti: I think it's caffeine withdrawal. Coffee's like crack to white people.
- Sierra: I told you we should do more cheers like that.
- Winnie: Again, shut up!
- Sierra: No, Winnie, you shut up! Wait, did I mean to say that? Yeah, I did. Winnie, shut up!
- Winnie: I don't have to shut up. I'm captain.
- Brianna: Yeah, and since you became captain, you've been a bigger pain in our asses than before.
- Winnie: Oh, like I care. There's nothing you can do about it.
- Britney: Jesse, I want you to know I broke up with Brad the night of the dance.
- Jesse: Really? I'd be more impressed if you broke up with him the night we kissed.
- Britney: I-I just couldn't let go of my old life. The closer I got to you, the less important it all seemed.
- Jesse: Well what's important to you now?
- Britney: I could show you better than I can tell you.
- Britney: Hey Amber.
- Amber: Hey what?
- Everybody: Introduce yourself!
- Amber: No way!
- Everybody: Introduce yourself!
- Amber: OK. 1,2,3,4,5, my name is Amber and I say "hi". 6,7,8,9,10, back it up and meet my friend. Hey Winnie!
- Winnie: Hey what?
- Everybody: Introduce yourself!
- Winnie: No way!
- Everybody: Introduce yourself.
- Winnie: OK. 1,2,3,4,5, my name is Winnie and I say "hi". 6,7,8,9,10, back it up and meet my friend. Hey Britney.
- Britney: Hey what?
- Everybody: Introduce yourself!
- Britney: No way.
- Everybody: Introduce yourself!
- Britney: OK. Sha boo ya, sha sha sha boo ya, roll call. My name is Britney. I cheer so strong. And when I shake it, you better bring it on. Sha boo ya, sha sha sha boo ya, break it down now.
- Sierra: I'm Sierra! And.
- [Sierra quits when she realized they've stopped]
- Britney: [farts]
- Everyone: [groans in disgust]
- DJ: Britney Allan just farted.
- Everyone: [laughs at Britney]
- PV Teacher: Britney. Britney.
- Britney: [screams as she falls]
- PV Teacher: Britney Allan.
- Britney: [screams and wakes up in Math class] I did not fart.
- PV Teacher: Thank You for sharing.
- Everyone: [laughs]
- Britney: [door bell rings] Oh that's the pizza. Can you get that while I get the soda?
- Brad Warner: Yeah.
- [opens door]
- Jesse: Hey, large pepperoni, pineapple?
- Brad Warner: Yeah, how much?
- Jesse: $14.65
- Brad Warner: [looks for cash in wallet] dude, you get any action in this job?
- Jesse: What are you talking about?
- Brad Warner: You know, you ever get some ass? Like in those porn movies. Deliver a pizza to some desperate housewife. Tap that?
- Jesse: That never happens in real life.
- Brad Warner: You should try being the quarterback.
- [Britney sees Jesse at the door and falls after hesitating to go into the den]
- Brad Warner: We get ass up the ass.
- [Awkward silence]
- Brad Warner: I mean... well you know what I mean.
- Jesse: Yeah, I know what you mean.
- Brad Warner: All right. Here, you know what? Keep the change, dude.
- Jesse: [sarcastically] Dude, thanks.
- Brad Warner: That's the least I can do. Your job sucks. Loser.
- [shuts the door on Jesse]
- Jesse: Dick.
- Britney: [whispers] Asshole.
- [Brad recognizes Jesse as the pizza boy]
- Brad: [laughing] Dude, you're a cheerleader, too? You're never gonna get laid!
- Everyone: [at Britney's death of cheerleading ceremony] Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Now you're not a cheerleader, that must really suck.
- Britney: No, no, no!
- [digs up her pom-poms]
- Winnie: Brit, what are you doing?
- [tries to stop Britney from getting her pom-poms]
- Brianna: [sighs and hugs Sierra] This is a sad day.
- Sierra: I know! All those dead pom-poms.
- Camille: Look what you did!
- [brushes dirt off her handbag]
- Britney: Well, it's not like it's real.
- Kirresha: For real?
- Leti: Say what?
- Camille: And how would you know?
- Britney: Because this one's real
- [shows off her handbag with a smile on her face]
- Leti: Oooh!
- Kirresha: Can I touch that?
- [touches handbag]
- Camille: My mama bought me this purse.
- Britney: Well, your mom must shop at the swap meets, because that knock-off sucks.
- Camille: Oh no, you did not just talk about my mama. That's it, Kirresha, hold ma shit!
- Leti: Camille, don't do this, you're gonna get suspended!
- Camille: So? Do you think I'm gonna let this Barbie-looking heifer come up here and talk about ma mama?
- Britney: Heifer? Did you just call me fat? And I did not just talk about your 'mama'!
- Kirresha: FYI, ya did.
- Britney: You speak IM? NFW!
- Camille: Oooh, this girl just called you the 'N' word!
- [takes off her earrings]
- Leti: Oh!
- Britney: I would never! Some of my best friends live next door to black people.
- [bell rings]
- Kirresha: Oh, hell no, come on, we gonna be late for class!
- Leti: Let's go!
- [they start climbing the stairs]
- Camille: Count yo blessings, white girl... cuz you just got lucky.
- Britney: [by herself] I feel scared, maybe a little nauseous but I definitely don't feel lucky.
- [sighs]
- Camille: Yo! Check this out, everybody. We got some new shit for y'all. Here we go now!
- Camille, Kirresha, Leti: [starts their dance routine] Sha boo-ya. Sha, sha, sha, boo-ya. Roll call. Sha booya. Sha, sha, sha boo-ya. Roll call.
- Leti: My name is Leti. I like to party. And when I shake it, the boys say, "Ay mami!"
- Camille, Kirresha, Leti: Sha boo-ya. Sha, sha, sha, boo-ya. Roll call.
- Camille: My name Camille. Give you three wishes. You see me shake it, 'cause I'm delicious.
- Camille, Kirresha, Leti: Sha boo-ya. Sha, sha, sha, boo-ya. Roll call.
- Kirresha: My name Kirresha. Get out my face. 'Cause when I shake it, it's like an earthquake.
- Camille: Don't forget everybody, pep rally after school!
- [jumps off the table]
- Camille: Did you enjoy the show, white girl?
- Britney: I didn't know you were a cheerleader.
- Camille: Ha. I'm the cheerleader, OK? I'm captain.
- Britney: So? I was captain at my old school.
- Camille: And now you go to my school. So I guess that makes you nothing.
- Britney: [after doing a cartwheel and spirit fingers] Crenshaw Heights.
- Camille: What was that?
- Britney: Spirit fingers. Everybody does spirit fingers.
- Camille: I've got a spirit finger for you.
- [flips Britney off]
- Britney: Oh, so you're the only one who can contribute ideas?
- Camille: That's right. This isn't a cheerocracy and there's room for one captain.
- Jesse: [thinking Britney's dog has died, but finds her dressed up for the dance with her boyfriend] I came to offer my condolences, but I see you've already been condoled.
- Winnie: They totally ruined our performance with that gang violence. They should be disqualified or arrested.
- Rihanna: Sorry, but you don't make the rules. I do.
- Britney: It's not our fault you couldn't bring it, Winnie.
- Winnie: Rihanna, come on. If anyone deserves to be on TV, it's me. Look at them. They're so ghetto.
- [everyone gasps]
- Rihanna: You know what, Winnie? I've learned that a lot of talented people come out of the ghetto.
- Winnie: I didn't mean it like that.
- Rihanna: Yes, you did, but that's OK.
- Winnie: I knew you'd understand.
- Rihanna: Oh, I do. And that's why I don't judge people from where they come from. I judge them on what they bring to the table.
- Kirresha: Damn, Tyson. That's what your nasty ass gets.
- [to Britney]
- Kirresha: Hi, I'm Kirresha.
- Britney: Hi. I'm...
- Kirresha: Ooh, I know who you are. You was killing at the tryouts the other day. When I saw you, I was like, "Damn. That girl know how to cheer her butt off." What little butt you do have. Uhh, we need to fatten you up just a little bit, baby. Have you ever had fried twinkies?