Endora: [appears] Your cousin Miranda is going to get married, and we're going to the wedding, so be ready to leave tonight.
Samantha Stephens: Don't you ever say hello?
Endora: You'll enjoy a vacation from this suburban prison.
Samantha Stephens: Mother, I can't go. The Tates are coming for dinner. And anyway, I couldn't leave Darrin alone.
Endora: You know, Samantha, you're devotion to that mortal is absolutely pathetic. Well, I suppose we could drag him along. Show him how the elite live.
Samantha Stephens: Oh, I don't think so, Mother. Besides, Darrin is very busy. And I've...
Endora: [Darrin walks into the room] Derwood, we're all going to a wedding. So you better arrange to take two days off from whatever it is you do.
Darrin Stephens: Don't you ever say hello?
Samantha Stephens: Darrin, you think you could get a couple of days off?
Darrin Stephens: I'm afraid not, honey. I'm snowed under with work. I'm sure Larry wouldn't let me off.
Endora: Oh, I can take care of that.
Darrin Stephens: Oh, how?
Endora: Well, I'll simply turn Mr. Tate into an inanimate object for two days. He'll never know you've gone away.
Samantha Stephens: Mother.
Endora: Well, it was just an idea.
Darrin Stephens: Let's keep it that way. I'm afraid you'll just have to count us out, Endora.
Endora: Oh, don't give up so easily. I don't.
Darrin Stephens: You know the trouble with your mother? She's here today and here tomorrow. See you tonight.
