- Joey: [sees Rachel and Chandler eating cheesecake off the hallway floor; they stare at him] ... Alright, what are we having?
- [produces a fork from his jacket and starts to eat with them]
- Phoebe Buffay: The only guy I've ever been crazy about is going to Minsk, and I may never see him again.
- Joey: Hey, you could always visit him.
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, right - like they're gonna let *me* have a passport.
- Joey: Is there anything I can do?
- Phoebe Buffay: ...Well... but now, if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles, you know, before he does, then he could come back.
- Joey: ...I could give it a shot.
- Dr. Ross Geller: So I finally heard back from Aunt Cheryl, and apparently it wasn't a mistake. Uh, there's limited seating in the hall.
- Monica Geller: Limited seating? I am just one tiny person!
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, but she doesn't know that. The last time she saw you, you would have turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
- Dr. Ross Geller: Yeah, Joan Tedesky, my date. She's an assistant professor in the linguistics department. Tall, very beautiful and despite what some people say, not ... broad-backed!
- Phoebe Buffay: Excuse me - we're ready to order.
- The man: I don't work here.
- Phoebe Buffay: Well, then you shouldn't be walking around!