- Buck Tuddrussel: J.T. Laser!
- Larry 3000: The Lance Nine Trillion!
- Otto Osworth: Another Time Squad unit?
- [Buck and Larry cling to each other and squeal with delight]
- Larry 3000: Ah, Medieval England. A simple time of rustic charm, chivalry and...
- [He gets hit by sewage]
- Larry 3000: ... No indoor plumbing.
- Buck Tuddrussel: [thinking of catchphrases] Heavens to Murgatroyd? I'll be back! Hasta la vista, baby!
- Larry 3000: No, no and NO!
- Otto Osworth: Holy cow! We're gonna meet one of the greatest writers of all time!
- Larry 3000: Danielle Steel? Oh! Jackie Collins!