- SpongeBob SquarePants: First go like this, spin around - stop! Double-take three times... one, two, three. Then... pelvic thrust! Woo! Woo! Stop on your right foot - Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town! Then you do this, and that, this and that, and this and that, and then...
- [blows bubble]
- [SpongeBob washes ashore after wiping out]
- Lifeguard: Hey, look. A cardboard box washed up on the beach.
- [Looks through spyglass]
- Lifeguard: Holy fish paste! It's a guy!
- [Runs over]
- Lifeguard: Why? Why? WHY?
- Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I need... I need...
- Lifeguard: What do you need, son?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: A tailor. Because I ripped my pants!
- [Everyone leaves, disgusted]
- Sandy Cheeks: That wasn't funny, SpongeBob. Y'all had me worried sick.
- SpongeBob: [Goes into sand and shows his face to Sandy] Look I'm Sandy!
- [Sandy laughs]
- SpongeBob: [Spoungebob is Squidward]
- [Deep Voice]
- SpongeBob: Hey Sandy who am I?
- [Sandy Laughs]
- SpongeBob: [Sand phone rings]
- [Imitating Squidward]
- SpongeBob: Hello Spongebob? Could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring here.
- SpongeBob: [Spongebob has 20 Sand Pizzas] Did anyone order 20 Pepperoni and Sand Pizzas?
- [Sandy laughs]
- SpongeBob: Good morning, sir. Would you like to blow a bubble?
- Patrick Star: How much is it?
- SpongeBob: One quarter.
- Patrick Star: Sounds reasonable. Uhh...
- [whispering]
- Patrick Star: I'm going to have to borrow a quarter.
- SpongeBob: Here you go.
- [Hands Patrick a quarter]
- Patrick Star: Ah, one quarter.
- [Gives it back to SpongeBob; he tests it to see if it's real, then puts it in his pocket]
- SpongeBob: Thank you.
- Squidward: Hmm. Business is booming.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants...
- [Rips out pants]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.
- Sandy Cheeks: [Angry] That's Wasn't Funny, SpongeBob! Y'all Had Me Worried Sick!
- Castle Fish: [Sadly] Dude...!
- SpongeBob: [after almost drowning in water] I ripped my pants!
- Sandy Cheeks: That wasn't funny Spongebob. You had me worried sick.