Spider's Web: A Pig's Tale

Reusing the same snake model for thirty different characters is a brilliant way to maximize efficiency, as well as not bothering to rig, light, texture, model, or animate anything properly. I don't know why this movie was ever shown on TV, it's quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen on television screen. So much so that I felt compelled to write a bad review of it. I don't know if there is any point in criticizing specific elements of this Spider Pig Snake thing as every element of it is horrible. If there is any value in this film it may be in the novelty of its awfulness. I hope that whoever is responsible for this either quits or gets about a thousand times better at making films.

This movie is the worst animated movie. Cars 2 is decent, Minions has a point to explain their origin, Foodfight has some quality, like some good voice actors, and its somewhat good if you're drunk. But this movie is like if you had been Jason Todd and then slowly had your head pounded in with a spiky hammer and can never die. The mixed messages, the dumb characters, the single digit IQ of the characters, the stupid things that happen. The animation is like if Foodfight was mentally ill. This company shouldn't exist. Even the Little Panda Fighter has something, its incompetent and you'll most likely have a chuckle when you're drunk. This has nothing, except the have shadows. But that's nothing when even the Foodfight is more colorful and crazy. If you want to see this, then watch it on Youtube. But I recommend against it, even if you are suicidal.

I do not understand. how does the snake drive ? its got no arms ? no legs too ? huh.

I think I just become numb. This is the worst garbage I've ever seen.

Literally anything (except Shark Exorcist) is better than this horrible scum. What were they thinking? This has to be the worst animated movie (if you could call it that) of all time. The voice acting's bad, the plot's stupid, and the animation literally gave me nightmares! Avoid this movie at all costs!!!!

I just saw this movie on YouTube months ago and it was heller terrible! All I can say is "Dafuq is this?!" This movie is so unspeakably awful, I couldn't last 3 minutes through this boring movie. And I can't even come up with 10 lines to describe this atrocious disgrace because I only watched 2 and a half minutes of it. It's so boring, you'd fall asleep after the first 3 minutes of it. It's so stupid, the creators are literally 8 years old for how awful the animation of this stupid, stupid movie is. I guarantee you, if this gains any more 1/10s, this will be rated 1/10 like Biebermania! because this fell, yeah, it actually fell from 1.7/10 to 1.2/10. It'd make sense if its accurate rating of 1.2 were outta 20, not 10.

NOTE: Dafuq is an actual word, look it up.