4 reviews
This 'movie' is beyond appalling...
The only thing it has going for it is the underlying soundtrack, which prevented the movie from being an abject failure on every level.
Hopefully nobody involved in this 'movie' has ever gone on to be involved in the entertainment industry.
It is worth watching to see how truly bad a bad movie can be...
Hopefully nobody involved in this 'movie' has ever gone on to be involved in the entertainment industry.
It is worth watching to see how truly bad a bad movie can be...
The good news is that there will be no spoilers for this movie in this review, if you plan on watching it.
The bad news will come if and when you DO decide to watch it.
I can't give you any spoilers because I turned it "Legend Has It" off after about ten minutes. It's that bad. I've managed to sit through some authentically, genuinely awful movies, like "Midnight Macabre", "Dark Attachment" and "Werewolf Island", but I couldn't stomach more than ten minutes of this dreck. If you have an IQ above, oh say 20 or so, you'll have the plot figured out within the first five minutes. Everything about this movie... every single thing... sucks like a nymphomanical hooker at a Viagra convention. Anyone who had anything whatsoever to do with the production of this piece of garbage should be legally prohibited from ever working on another film, and whomever greenlighted the production should be mercilessly beaten about the head with a ballpeen hammer.
The bad news will come if and when you DO decide to watch it.
I can't give you any spoilers because I turned it "Legend Has It" off after about ten minutes. It's that bad. I've managed to sit through some authentically, genuinely awful movies, like "Midnight Macabre", "Dark Attachment" and "Werewolf Island", but I couldn't stomach more than ten minutes of this dreck. If you have an IQ above, oh say 20 or so, you'll have the plot figured out within the first five minutes. Everything about this movie... every single thing... sucks like a nymphomanical hooker at a Viagra convention. Anyone who had anything whatsoever to do with the production of this piece of garbage should be legally prohibited from ever working on another film, and whomever greenlighted the production should be mercilessly beaten about the head with a ballpeen hammer.
Whoever cut together this movie needs to find a different line of work. I'm sure they did the best that they could, but the cuts in this movie literally gave me a headache. There were 5 cuts to an 8 second shot of a girl getting of her car, and 4 cuts showing her pull into the parking spot. So in a 10 second shot, there were 9 cuts. This is only one in many many many examples you will find in this movie. If you choose to see it for yourself, get your headache meds of choice ready before you watch it. Or better yet, just stay away all together.