Bobby Moynihan credited as playing...
Chet
- Johnny: Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys. After you lose, no one will remember you.
- Mike Wazowski: Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
- Chet: Oh, boy. That is a good point.
- [In the First Challenge of the Scare Games, Mike and Sulley arrive badly stung from the Glowing Purple Urchins at the finish line, just behind the RORs]
- Chet: Way to blow it, Oozmas!
- Mike Wazowski: Hey, 2nd place ain't bad.
- Greek Council VP: [Jaws Theta Chi arrive behind them, unharmed] 2nd place, Jaws Theta Chi!
- Mike Wazowski: *What*?
- Johnny: Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
- Greek Council VP: 3rd place, EEKs. 4th place, PNKs. 5th place, HSS. And in last place...
- [the rest of Mike and Sulley's team arrive, even more badly stung from the urchins than they are]
- Greek Council VP: ...Oozma Kappa!
- Greek Council President: [Removing Oozma Kappa's name from the Leaderboard] Oozma Kappa have been eliminated!
- [Dean Hardscrabble approaches a surprised and upset Mike, smiling]
- Dean Hardscrabble: Don't look so surprised Mr. Wazowski. It would've taken a miracle for...
- Greek Council VP: Attention everyone, we have an announcement. Jaws Theta Chi have been disqualified.
- [Holds up a tin of Protective Gel that they've been using]
- Greek Council VP: The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
- Big Red: What?
- [the referee removes the moisture from George Sanderson's leg, then stabs it with an Urchin, causing it to swell up like a balloon, with George screaming in pain]
- Greek Council VP: [Removing Jaws Theta Chi from the Leaderboard and adding Oozma Kappa back on] Which means that Oozma Kappa's back in the games - it's a miracle!
- Dean Hardscrabble: Your luck will run out eventually.
- [Walks away]
- Mike Wazowski: This is gonna be harder than I thought.
- [the RORs are selling all kinds of media with the humiliating photo of Oozma Kappa from their party the previous night]
- Mike Wazowski: Hey, what do you think you're doing?
- Johnny: Raising a little money for charity.
- Mike Wazowski: Yeah, well stop it!
- Johnny: You want us to stop raising money for charity? That's not cool.
- Chet: This guy hates charity
- Mike Wazowski: [angrily] We'd like you to stop making us look like fools.
- Johnny: Hey, you're making yourself look like fools. Lets be honest, boys. You're never gonna be real scarers, cause real scarers look like us. But hey, if you really wanna work for a scaring company, they're always... hiring in the mail room.
- [Johnny shows Mike and his team an advertisement in the Newspapers for the Monsters, Inc. Mailroom]
- [while trying to find someone to join his team for the Scare Games, Mike spots his Roommate Randy in the Crowd]
- Randy: Excuse me. I'm running a little late.
- Mike Wazowski: Randy! Thank goodness, I need you on my team.
- Randy: Sorry Mike. I'm already on a team.
- [Randy walks out of the crowd, revealing a ROR Jacket that he received after Sulley was kicked out of their team, much to Mike's shock]
- Randy: I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike. Don't blow this for me.
- Johnny: [Calling out] Hey Boggs, over here.
- [Randy walks over to the Rest of the RORS]
- Johnny: Do your thing.
- [Randy turns invisible, leaving only his jacket visible]
- Chet: Woah, where did he go?
- Mike Wazowski: [as Mike's Team start to walk off following what Johnny said] Guys! Hold on! Hey, hey, hey, wait a second. Don't listen to him! We just, need to keep trying!
- Sulley: [losing confidence] No! You need to stop trying! You can train monsters like this all you want, but you can't change who they are.
- Don: Mike... We appreciate everything you done, but he's right. No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them. We're built for other things.
- [walks off with the rest of the team, while Mike starts feeling concerned]
- Chet: [whilst drinking a cup with the humiliating photo of Oozma Kappa on it] Sorry, squirts! Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
- Mike Wazowski: The big leagues.
- [Mike approaches his teammates in Squishy's house]
- Mike Wazowski: [having come up with an idea] Gentleman, tonight, we're all going on a little Field Trip.