- Title Card: In order to mold his people, God often has to melt them. Amish proverb
- Presiding Officer: We're trying to keep this as relaxed as possible, Mr. Bell. You can be seated, you can stand. It really doesn't matter.
- Sam Bell: Um... I'll sit. I'll stand. I mean, I'll sit.
- Sam Bell Clone#1: Do something, man.
- Sam Bell: My name is Sam Bell.
- Sam Bell Clone#2: So is mine! So is mine, pal!
- Sam Bell Clone#3: Hey, come on!
- Presiding Officer: Order!
- Sam Bell Clone#3: Come on!
- Sam Bell Clone#2: It's my name too!
- Presiding Officer: Order!