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Apparently this film is loosely based around and paying homage to those fitness, gym horror/slasher comedy films such as Killer Workout and Death Spa. Given the premise, the story is essentially the same but for the newer generation. Once the story begins we are introduced to the characters and as it plays along, we see how the first kill occurs (the audience knows the killer but the characters are oblivious).

Nothing quite funny in this film but it's enjoyable to a degree. It is of course predictable and does include several mandatory skin scenes. The film goes downhill once the cops arrive at the scene. Trying a little to be funny which falls flat. From there scenes just occur to pass time as the inevitable turn of a full slasher occurs.

I mean, this is bad. It is lovely, but it is just a homage to 80s slashers in the most terrible way.

It raised $50k or something on crowdfunding platforms, with cameos from some patrons.

The characters are obviously one-dimensional, the plot ludicrous, the soundtrack a lovely 80's tribute with no 80s songs, and on and on it goes.

Some of the actresses are over-acting in the best possible way, and it is certainly charming, but let's not pretend this is a cinematic masterpiece. It is what it is. It does what it is supposed to do, but it cannot escape what it is.

If you liked 80s slashers, especially the low-budget ones, this is for you. For anyone else - you could spend your time more wisely.

Yeah so it's not gonna ever go mainstream...so YAY!!! A fun movie made by independent art makers. A fun watch and made with love. Big fan and thoroughly enjoyed this whole thing! Yay A&P Films for keeping indie art alive. I ordered the DVD and seriously enjoyed it. I encourage at least a watch. Indie art doesn't cost 100 million dollars and it shouldn't. ITS funny and sexy and was made to entertain indie fans. Gorgeous people in this...all the exercise ladies and drew maverick and Josh parks made me cheer extra. I wish this played in my area so happy to have gotten to get the DVD. Seriously...in the vein of troma ...this is epic.

I thought we stopped making nonsense like this in the eighties.

Murdercise seems to have been made in backlots and unused offices by wannabe porn stars playing dress up and pretend.

Everything, and I do mean everything is awful.

The acting, awful. The direction, awful. The plot, awful. It seems very much like a film made during covid and that is not a compliment.

I usually don't like to give one star ratings to movies anymore because it takes a lot of effort to get an indie film made these days. But in this case, I will make an exception. It has a depressingly cheap and sleazy feel to the whole thing.

Right, well I was lead to believe that I was in for a horror comedy, as I sat down to watch the 2023 movie "Murdercise". Sure, I had never heard about the movie prior to sitting down to watch it, so I didn't really know what I was getting into.

Turns out that writer Paul Ragsdale managed to come up with a complete dumpster fire of a movie. The storyline and script was so laughably bad that it was simply astounding. I will actually go as far as saying that the storyline in "Murdercise" is one of the dumbest I have sat through in a long, long time. It was supposed to be an homage to the campy and cheesy 1980s horror movies. But "Murdercise" never stood a chance. The narrative was rubbish and there was just nothing appealing or interesting about the ordeal.

I managed to suffer through a staggering 25 minutes of absolute rubbish and boredom in some of its purest form. Then I just couldn't take anymore of it, and turns off the movie. And trust me, this is not a movie that I will ever return to attempt finish watching. There literally was nothing worthwhile about this ordeal.

The acting performances in "Murdercise" were insanely amateurish, wooden, rigid and just awkwardly embarrassing to witness. Needless to say that there weren't anyone even remotely famous on the cast list. And with good reason, I might add. The majority of the women were cast for the movie for one reason, and it takes very little effort to figure out what that reason was.

"Murdercise" looked and felt like a homemade high school project of making a horror comedy. Well, except that the movie was lacking those two key elements; horror and comedy.

Do yourself a favor and stay well clear of directors Angelica De Alba and Paul Ragsdale's 2023 movie "Murdercise", it just simply isn't worth the time, money or effort.

My rating of "Murdercise" lands on a one out of ten stars.

You're trying to make a movie about someone making a fitness video yet the person who's leading the video is the biggest girl there. And the rest of the girls look like dudes. I've literally seen better movies made in the early to mid '80s. This had a horrible plot. Horrible acting terrible actresses some of the worst puns and jokes I've ever heard. This movie seemed so phoned in on every single level and then to top it off you have ginger. Lynn who looks like a 73-year-old man showing off her raisin wrinkle skin. Pretty hard to get through without vomiting. Cheesy doesn't even begin to describe it. Zero Stars.

No date is given but the setting is obviously the wonderful 1980's. Within the first minute or so a busty babe has stripped off and is taking a shower, a few seconds later and she is murdered. The main plot has a group of attractive young women shooting a fitness video in a studio (on tape, naturally), our main girl Phoebe is all innocent but sleazy director Gino and his cameraman want more sex than exercise. "All those girls out there are strippers, perverts and communists!" exclaims Phoebe before she loses the plot and turns into a killer. But she's not alone, oh no - for good measure a pair of fake cops with a taste for sex and murder are thrown into the mix for (very) good measure. The slasher movie "Killer Workout" aka "Aerobicide" (1987) springs to mind. Murdercide, with its blue/purple lighting, mist machine, Walkman, sweatbands and VHS tapes etc is a very good homage to the 1980's. The budget was obviously low, some of the acting is "bad" but I'm sure that was intentional and some of the kills are pretty gory. The best one has a man have his head chainsawed in half. I went into this not expecting much but I'm pleased to say that I enjoyed it, pretty good fun and a movie that I'd probably want to watch again. Catchy soundtrack too.

Ah, man, the flick they call "Murdercise," it's a wild ride, a real trip, a journey into the heart of hilarity and horror, all wrapped up in one. I found myself caught in the rhythm of it, the beat of the dialogue, the pulse of the laughter. It's a thing of beauty, man, a thing of beauty.

You see, some of those indie horror films out there, they're like a jazz solo gone wrong, all over the place, missing the beat, losing the groove. They try to make up for it with the spectacle of effects, the thrill of the kill, but it's like putting a band-aid on a broken saxophone. It just doesn't sing, man.

But "Murdercise," oh, it sings. It's got that rhythm, that flow, that dialogue that dances and twirls like a couple lost in love on a moonlit night. It's hilarious, man, a real knee-slapper, a belly laugh that comes from deep within the soul.

And the runtime, just under 90 minutes, it's perfect, man, just perfect. It's like a well-crafted poem, not a word wasted, not a moment lost. It moves, it grooves, it never drags, never lags. It's a ride that keeps on rolling, keeps on moving, keeps on grooving.

Kansas Bowling, she's a star, a real shining light. Her character is a laugh, a hoot, a real funny bone tickler. She nails it, man, nails it like a hammer hitting a nail right on the head. It's a performance to remember, a performance to savor.

And Jessa Daisy, oh, she's got a scene, man, a scene that'll make you laugh till you cry, laugh till you're out of breath. She's perfect in it, just perfect. And Drew Mavrick, he's right there with her, laughing and joking and making you laugh right along with him.

"Murdercise," it's a film that's got it all, man. It's got the laughs, it's got the thrills, it's got the chills. It's a wild ride, a wild journey, a wild trip into the heart of what makes us laugh, what makes us feel, what makes us human.

So take the ride, man, take the trip. Dive into the world of "Murdercise" and let it take you away, let it sweep you off your feet, let it make you laugh like you've never laughed before. It's a film to remember, a film to cherish, a film to love. It's "Murdercise," man, and it's a real trip.

Between the sexy girls & fun 80s aesthetic mixed with comedic slasher elements, this is a fantastic done fun movie! Acting is perfect for what this is. Don't expect an Oscar winning performance.

It also meets that old school 80s workout energy that's more sexual tension than a hardcore routine. Sexual energy is off the charts, especially when it starts off with huge fake double D's! Who doesn't enjoy a huge rack in any type of media?

So sit down, order a pizza & break out that fleshlight with a bottle of lube that you've been needing an excuse to use. This flick has got it all. If you're into that kinda stuff that is.

Just watched Paul Ragsdale and Angelica De Alba's latest movie MURDERCISE and we absolutely loved it. As longtime fans of Paul and Angie's movies, we've seen the progression of their work from Cinco de Mayo through Streets of Vengeance and Slashlorette Party. With every project they refine their art and the movies just keep getting better and better.

Murdercise is a call back to 80s horror movies like Death Spa and Killer Workout, and Paul and Angie absolutely nailed the 80s aesthetic. Having lived through the 80s myself, I can attest the score, costumes and sets are perfect. If you're a fan of 80s horror, you're going to love this movie.

Murdercise has incredible production value for a crowdfunded indie horror. It looks and sounds great, with a fantastic soundtrack and quality sound mixing. Two things can quickly kill a low budget movie, poor lighting and bad audio. Murdercise shines in both areas, it's well lit and it sounds great.

The script is another way in which Murdercise shines. Many indie horror movies have awesome practical effects and cool kills, but weak dialogue. The dialogue in Murdercise is smart and funny. Indie darling Kansas Bowling's (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Psycho Ape) character has some hilarious dialogue and Kansas plays the part perfectly. I laughed out loud at several of her lines. She is GREAT in this movie. Jessa Daisy, Drew Marvick and Nina Lanee Kent are also fantastic in their roles. Jessa has a scene that had us in tears from laughing. The entire movie is really well cast and well acted, Paul and Angie really know how to get the best out of their actors and the result is a quality production. Oh and I would be remiss if I didn't mention that most of the cast of Murdercise look like they're straight out of a modeling agency.

Clocking in at just under 90 minutes, Murdercise is well paced and never drags, it's an easy fun watch. It took us longer than 90 minutes to watch it, however, because some of the scenes were so funny we kept rewinding and watching again. Congrats to everyone involved, this is a movie people are really going to enjoy.

Murdercise is the kind of movie that knows exactly what it is: a low-budget love letter to 80s slasher flicks and aerobic workout videos, wrapped in a neon-soaked package of pure, unadulterated camp. Directed by Angelica De Alba and Paul Ragsdale, this indie gem doesn't pretend to be high art-it revels in its absurdity, and that's where its charm lies. It's "so bad it's good" in the best possible way, delivering laughs, gore, and a wild ride that's hard not to enjoy if you're in on the joke.

The plot follows Phoebe (Kansas Bowling), a fitness-obsessed nerd who lands a gig in a sleazy workout video, only to snap and start murdering her way to the top with the help of a mafia princess wild child (Nina Lanee Kent). It's as ridiculous as it sounds, and the film leans into every over-the-top moment with gusto. The dialogue is hilariously clunky, the acting delightfully wooden at times, and the kills-like a standout chainsaw-to-the-head scene-are gloriously low-fi yet effective. This is B-movie territory through and through, and it's all the better for it.

What's truly impressive is how much the production team squeezes out of what's clearly a shoestring budget. The 80s aesthetic-think sweatbands, Walkmans, and blue/purple lighting-is spot-on, capturing that retro vibe without breaking the bank. The soundtrack is catchy and fits the tone perfectly, while the practical effects, though simple, add a gritty charm that CGI could never replicate. For a crowdfunded indie flick, the lighting and sound are surprisingly solid-two areas where low-budget films often falter. De Alba and Ragsdale deserve serious props for stretching their limited resources this far and still delivering a cohesive, entertaining product.

The cast, including indie darling Kansas Bowling and the legendary Ginger Lynn, throws themselves into their roles with reckless abandon. Sure, it's not Oscar-worthy, but that's not the point-everyone's clearly having a blast, and that energy is infectious. Jessa Flux's bratty demand to have her "tits seen" and Bowling's coked-up, chainsaw-wielding finale are moments of pure, unhinged joy that stick with you.

Murdercise isn't for everyone-it's too rough around the edges and proudly silly for mainstream tastes. But for fans of 80s slashers, horror comedies, or just gloriously bad cinema, it's a treat. It's a testament to what passion and creativity can achieve, even with next to no money. A&P Productions have crafted a scrappy little film that's rough, raw, and ridiculously fun. I'd watch it again in a heartbeat.

This review highlights the film's low-budget appeal, praises the production's effort, and embraces its "so bad it's good" vibe while keeping it concise and engaging, perfect for an IMDb user review.

I'm Facebook friends with the director, Paul Ragsdale. This has no effect on my review. I was a child of the 80s and I watched horror films the whole time, and I quickly embraced slashers. As an adult, I'm a full-blown slasher addict/nerd. I'll take any slasher I can get. What 'Paul Ragsdale' told me once was that he loves making horror movies that remind him of the 80s, and I admire that. 'Murdercise' is a complete throwback to 80s cheesy slashers. It's a comedy too, with decent acting. Nobody was wrongly cast. If you love 80s slashers, I highly recommend. It's a love letter to 80s slashers.👍

The new horror movie Murdercise pays homage to the entertaining horror films of the 80s. Phoebe, played by Kansas Bowling, fulfills her dream of being part of an extravagant workout video but faces bullying from her obnoxious co-stars, notably Candy portrayed by Jessa Flux. Unable to endure the mistreatment any longer, she embarks on a murderous spree with guidance from Isabella, played by Nina Lanee Kent, an insane mafia princess who serves as a mentor. The film effectively captures the feel and style of the 80s, complete with practical effects and plenty of blood and excitement. Kansas Bowling delivers a standout performance, showcasing her talent as a gifted actress, followed by the humorous Drew Maverick and iconic actress Ginger Lynn. Murdercise pays meticulous attention to the costumes, hairdos, and sets of that era, with drugs, sex, and big hair playing prominent roles. Directors Angelica De Alba and Paul Ragsdale successfully blend blood, humor, and a lot of 1980s pop culture once again.

From the fabulously demented mind and talents of the fine folks behind "Slashorette Party", comes this fun and hilarious callback to 80s slashers and aerobics! Featuring some of the best and hardest,-working indie-horror/comedy actresses and actors in a story that may actually surprise you with a twist or two! Scream Queen fans won't want to miss August Kyss, Jessa Flux, and the simply sublime Kansas Bowling, along with the legendary Ginger Lynn and a bevy of other awesome ladies! And of course the ever-awesome Drew Maverick! If you enjoyed 80s classics like "Deathspa" don't wait, watch this TONIGHT!

Rock N Rollin you ain't seen nothin yet!

Are we going 88 mph? No, we're just watching MURDERCISE and traveling back to a time of simpler plots full of fun, comedy, debauchery, practical effects, and stunning women.

Everyone involved in this film was in it 100% and truly cared about what they did here. The film subverts expectations whilst also delivering on the boobs and blood!

The highlight of the film come in some of the character performances especially Drew Maverick, August Kyss, Kansas Bowling, Krystal Shay, Ginger Lynn, and especially Jessa Flux.

Overall this is a fantastic and fun film full of talented people. Shoutout to the opening crawl for really capturing the energy. I look forward to more work from A & P!

Trying to make a sleazy exercise video, the crew is forced to take on an inexperienced woman as a favor to the mob boss bankrolling the project, but when misguided advice and repressed feelings bring out homicidal feelings in one participant must race to save her friends from the rampage.

This was a massively entertaining and highly enjoyable effort. One of the film's main factors is the incredibly effective and enjoyable setup that serves this well as a straightforward slasher throwback. As we're taken immediately into the video shoot featuring the ability to get to know the type of working environment there as everyone merely wants to party with the rebellious newcomer and blowing off the attempts of the goody two-shoes to respect her perceived authority, the initial setup for this one is rather fun. By making this behavior serve as the kind of motivation for the eventual snap and rampage, this comes off nicely enough as it provides some added comedy with the sleazy goings-on also making for a generally fantastic starting point. That setup allows the film to become a massively fun slasher as the transformation she undergoes becomes far more obvious and leading into the violent confrontations. The more character-driven kind of story here, involving the rebel daughter exerting devious influence on her that is turned around into the reasoning for snapping and taking out the rest of the staff in goofy, cheesy setups, still maintains a brutal edge due to the effectiveness of the effects. Outside of this, the fine finale where the rampage turns away from the group to the intruders trying to overtake the facility in their own methods which has quite a lot to like as the general craziness, sleaze and comedic gags all leave this with quite a lot to enjoy here. There isn't a lot to dislike here and even those issues aren't too bad. The main factor to dislike is the bizarre inclusion of the secondary serial killers running around the community which is a rather unnecessary sideplot in here. The inclusion into the story means nothing since they serve the cold open only to then be readily ignored as the main storyline is not about them which is a bit of a contrivance to bring them into the story as a means of continuing her rampage. As well, this brings up the fact that their return to the storyline in the finale changes the feel and flow of the film as the characters are forced to overlook police procedural tactics to let the story play out being shoehorned into the film. Overall, it's really the main issue with this one.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language, Nudity, sexual content, and drug use.

The story is fun and the vibe is cute with all the corny ass jokes and neon aerobic gear on everyone. Now see, it's fun and I love it, but the 80's irl were pretty brown. And pink. And then those colors decided to get busy and have a baby around 1990 and that's why you see a disturbing number of large 90's houses with pink brown tubs and toilets! But that's a whole different write up about how my wealth of fashion history knowledge has come almost entirely from horror movies.

Love the chainsaw at the end! No spoilers or anything but there's a chainsaw that happens at the end! Anyway, great movie!

I knew as soon as I saw Jessa Flux screaming for everyone to look at her tits that I was going to give this a very high rating. It had that special hot mess feeling I love so much.

Kansas Bowling is too adorable, especially when she is on a bunch of coke, and when I saw Ginger Lynn walk onto the screen as a mafia mama I almost started clapping for my Queen. She is still hot af and I loved that she cougars a cute lil skinny white guy. Get you some, your highness!

The story is fun and the vibe is cute with all the corny ass jokes and neon aerobic gear on everyone. Now see, it's fun and I love it, but the 80's irl were pretty brown. And pink. And then those colors decided to get busy and have a baby around 1990 and that's why you see a disturbing number of large 90's houses with pink brown tubs and toilets! But that's a whole different write up about how my wealth of fashion history knowledge has come almost entirely from horror movies.

Anyhoo! This was great and reminded me of watching Up All Night with Rhonda Shear on the USA Network, which I've really been craving lately. I miss staying up to the crack of dawn while completely destroying my soul with horror and trash edited for cable movies!