- Chad: Do you remember the last time you went out with friends as a kid and just played pretend the whole day?
- Elliott: I remember doing that a lot.
- Chad: Yeah? Do you remember the very, very last time you ever did it?
- Elliott: No.
- Chad: Isn't that sad? You know, to think that there was a time when you were out biking around with your friends, pretending you were getting chased by zombies, you were just all dirty and sweaty and having the best time and then... you went home and parked your bike in the garage and went to bed, not realizing that that was the last time you were ever going to get to do that.
- Older Elliott: Left boob. One cup smaller than the right. And no, it never catches up to the right. But honestly, you get used to it and it's OK. Guys can't really tell. Girls can.
- Elliott: I just really wish that time would just stop for a second so I could enjoy it for a little bit longer.
- Max: On my last birthday card, you wrote, "I wish you a happy birthday, but cis-white men don't need any more happiness."
- Elliott: I'm actually kind of hot for being middle aged.
- Older Elliott: Okay, fuck you. I am 39 years old. That's not middle aged.
- Elliott: No, that is middle aged.
- Older Elliott: No, it's not. I'm a very young adult.
- Older Elliott: Elliot, do not have sex with him.
- Elliott: *Jesus!* I'm not gonna... I can admit someone's face is symmetrical and not fuck them.
- Older Elliott: Just keep being the naïve, dumb, poreless, smart, happy, confident, brave, self-centered optimistic idiot that you are because it's perfect.
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