Lake Noir

Not the best and not the worst but worth a watch not anything extraordinary

this film could be destined for mystery science theater 3000 there is some funny stuff though not sure it was intended lol the tent scene and the convenience store with the topless girls were my favorites like the last guy im giving it ten for the effort but I can understand why some people would give it less in my book 5 is the minimum for indie films and I have to say its good to see people supporting indie films which are a dieing breed. I really wanted more from this but like the last guy said give it a rent. me and my friends got drunk and watched it and could not stop laughing. keep it up guys the first ones a pass, next time the indie fans will want more and the horror fans will just plain come find you :0 what they did get right was the nudity , sex, and makeup and the story was good I could see what they wanted to do but low budget indies a bitch.

This horror story plods throughout with the most unidentifiable characters one can find.

It's very sad really. I really think the actors and actresses tried hard, and acted well, considering they had the worst script one could come up with.

It's a lake, it's horror, a monster, human monsters, humans who speak lines that are awkward and poorly written, and like I said, totally alien to anything you ever heard. It's a classic "nobody speaks like that" script.

I can promise you that you won't be able to stay awake through one sitting, so it's bits and spurts you will see. The girls are very good looking, and that's supposed to be the selling point. Well, that's what posters and photos are for. Movies and TV are for entertainment to most people.

It's too dull to be depressing, though, so it does get two stars out of ten, instead of just one. The one star rating is for the usual formula of Hollywood hatefulness and depressing young men. Not that it wouldn't be depressing if you could stay awake through it, but you won't be able to stay awake through it.

a good film that does leave me feeling a little short but a good film to sit at home and take it for what it is. I felt as if it were a low budget film I would not give give a film like this a 10 if it were a studio picture but for low budget indie it had the nudity,and awesome monster makeup I have seen studio films that did not have as good a look as this it had all the elements even if they did not work perfectly definitely worth a rental. I have done shorts and films over the years so I understand the effort that goes into just getting a film made. most critics have never made a film let alone a short so I do get a little annoyed with hypercritical people but when you make a film thats what you sign up for. hope you guys keep making films , next time I will expect more though ;)

Throwback to a 1970's horror film I liked the camera work and the make up FX the story was fine for a Indie low budget. It drug a bit in the middle but thought the production value was good. it's no saving private ryan that being said some of the negative reviews seemed a bit heavy handed but I am sure they have produced films and know how easy it is :P.

I hope these guys don't get discouraged by the douchebag reviews keep it up the more you do this the better you will get. Trust me I've done this for over 20 yrs I am not going to say it gets any easier, but you do learn things along the way.