71 reviews
Movie is by no means terrible, not great... But not syfy original bad.
Action scenes are pretty dope, kinda comedic at some points with the slow mo but they also use slow mo quite artistically. Character interactions are fine, sometimes humorous. Acting though isn't half bad, act pretty darn good.
If you're looking for a quick action movie with little plot and just tons of shooting then this is totally it. No regrets in watching it, even if it wasn't all that great.
Action scenes are pretty dope, kinda comedic at some points with the slow mo but they also use slow mo quite artistically. Character interactions are fine, sometimes humorous. Acting though isn't half bad, act pretty darn good.
If you're looking for a quick action movie with little plot and just tons of shooting then this is totally it. No regrets in watching it, even if it wasn't all that great.
- itsachriskimmel
- Mar 4, 2018
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This is very clearly an attempt to glom on to several other franchise movies of the same ilk
Having said that, the acting was pretty solid especially from a former Disney star playing a quirky sociopath.
The slow mo was very overused to the point of making some ill.
The drones were very generic and their wasnt enough background on the whole origin of them.
Good flick to just sit on your couch and have a few drinks while watching
Having said that, the acting was pretty solid especially from a former Disney star playing a quirky sociopath.
The slow mo was very overused to the point of making some ill.
The drones were very generic and their wasnt enough background on the whole origin of them.
Good flick to just sit on your couch and have a few drinks while watching
I do not understand the negative waves in the comments.
This, of course, is not a mixture of the "Expendables" and "Team A" (it's impossible to understand everything - after reading the description, they decided what it will be?).
This is an ordinary, quite good and quite watchable category B.
Actors play well, no negative emotions their game does not cause. Characters are simple and so are good. Humor quality, in the style of such fighters.
6/10.
- How many?
- Ten millions.
- No way!
- Good. Then twenty.
6/10.
- kalima-72696
- Mar 3, 2018
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Too many tough guy cliches. This is the kind of film where I want the heroes to die. I was rooting for the drones.
Remember when Michael Pare was once a rising A-list movie star in major Hollywood releases? Well, that was such a long time ago, that I would understand why you may think that he has always slummed it in low budget B movies such as this one. Now, I definitely have nothing against B movies - I watch them all the time, and they can be pretty enjoyable at times. But this particular one, while far from the worst I have seen, is pretty bland stuff for the most part. Oh, the director does try to throw in some fancy camera tricks here and there(such as "bullet time" shots), but they come across as pretentious and in-your-face instead of being cool and blowing your mind. But that's not the real problem with this movie. The main problem with the movie is that while there is plenty of action, for the most part it has a very routine and familiar feel to it. It isn't exciting, it doesn't make you care for the protagonists' survival, and it isn't much better than simply showing people casually shooting their guns endlessly. The movie is fairly well photographed, but the pretty look of everything doesn't add much.
Oh, and the title is wrong - it should have been pluralized.
Oh, and the title is wrong - it should have been pluralized.
This is the cheesy mess you get when a stuntman wants to become a writer and director. Stay a stuntman.
Mitch Gould's attempt to write and direct this film failed miserably. The only redeeming quality and the reason for a 3 and not a 1/10 is the concept of the story, and the fairly decent costumes of the 'drones'.
The dialogue was so cheesy, it made Louis Mandylor's character unbearable, as was his acting, and for that matter the rest of the cast. The blame for the acting failure goes primarily to the director for failing to direct his cast properly.
The slow-mo action scenes were also unbearable. This entire dragged out film was basically me watching a 5 year old play a video game and pause to change the viewing angles in slow motion. Right from the starting credits, I was hoping I wouldn't see any more of this cheesy directing, yet the film was full of it. Then you have the endless dragged-out gun fights of constant back and forth shooting where both sides just keep missing. Did a 5th grader write the screenplay? And what's with the western themed score?
Any comparison to Predator, the A-Team or the Expendables is an insult to either franchise.
I'm guessing either someones rich dad funded this mess or someone won a lottery - and wanted to become a filmmaker.
This film hurt to watch. Don't waste your time with it. A very generous 3/10 from me.
Mitch Gould's attempt to write and direct this film failed miserably. The only redeeming quality and the reason for a 3 and not a 1/10 is the concept of the story, and the fairly decent costumes of the 'drones'.
The dialogue was so cheesy, it made Louis Mandylor's character unbearable, as was his acting, and for that matter the rest of the cast. The blame for the acting failure goes primarily to the director for failing to direct his cast properly.
The slow-mo action scenes were also unbearable. This entire dragged out film was basically me watching a 5 year old play a video game and pause to change the viewing angles in slow motion. Right from the starting credits, I was hoping I wouldn't see any more of this cheesy directing, yet the film was full of it. Then you have the endless dragged-out gun fights of constant back and forth shooting where both sides just keep missing. Did a 5th grader write the screenplay? And what's with the western themed score?
Any comparison to Predator, the A-Team or the Expendables is an insult to either franchise.
I'm guessing either someones rich dad funded this mess or someone won a lottery - and wanted to become a filmmaker.
This film hurt to watch. Don't waste your time with it. A very generous 3/10 from me.
- Top_Dawg_Critic
- Mar 2, 2018
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So sometimes you just want to watch a sloppy movie on your couch and not give a crap. This is one of those movies. It's not that great, but it's not bad at all. The action was decent, not a huge fan of Slomo though. The gun fights were pretty good and each character has their own "class" if you will. You got your heavy gunner, sniper, boom stick, ninja guy, etc. I actually loved watching the super and the ninja kick but. The robots were pretty cool. The first time you see them it looks like terrible cgi. Then later it gets much better. It's like they forgot to take out the bad shot early on. I recommend this if you want a dramaless shooter.
- ronsilva-11173
- Mar 2, 2018
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Nothing here screams blockbuster, but a story that didn't seem too cheesy and characters that kept things moving and interesting. Save it for a night when want something with some action but that doesn't make you think too hard and enjoy.
- trader-andy
- Apr 12, 2018
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The person who made that analogy has obviously not watched much of the A-Team. there is no resemblance at all. Don't be allured by that click-bate as I was.
This is an unremarkable story, as is much of the filming. About half way through I determined that I had better things to do.
My score of 3 goes to the amount that I watched. The only character of interest is Alexandra Hayes played by Dominique Swain, She does a brilliant (10/10) job in a less than average story. But unfortunately does not save the movie. My score for the movie would have been 1 if it had not been for Dominique Swain's contribution.
As the story progressed it seemed to regress to that of a video game.
In summary, A great movie for people of low IQ
This is an unremarkable story, as is much of the filming. About half way through I determined that I had better things to do.
My score of 3 goes to the amount that I watched. The only character of interest is Alexandra Hayes played by Dominique Swain, She does a brilliant (10/10) job in a less than average story. But unfortunately does not save the movie. My score for the movie would have been 1 if it had not been for Dominique Swain's contribution.
As the story progressed it seemed to regress to that of a video game.
In summary, A great movie for people of low IQ
- centaur1135
- Mar 1, 2018
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Battle Drone, with a title like that you have to assume the worst right? Based on the cast and plot outline the film sounded like a rather run of the mill Scyfy Original type and I guess it is, but an oddly good one.
It tells the story of an elite mercenary team tasked with a mission in Chernobyl. Once they arrive however they come under attack from an unstoppable unknown force that pushes their skills to the limit.
I'm not a big action movie fan and Scyfy originals though charming are usually seven shades of awful so Battle Drone never really stood a chance. So why have I rated it so high?
The reason, well because it's suspiciously enjoyable. The cast are familiar faces who you'll likely recognize but not put a name to, they demonstrate why you remember them in the first place and are a bunch of decent character actors. The SFX are well above par, this is not your usual Scyfy Adobe Aftereffects ugliness. The plot is very enjoyable, the cinematography is stylish and it's just all put together nicely.
Sure this isn't even a B-Movie, it's C, it's made for television stuff but it shows what people with competence can do despite the little resources they have at their disposal.
I really enjoyed Battle Drone and can confidently say I'm shocked at that fact. The very definition of take your brain out entertainment, this was a lot of fun.
The Good:
Stylish
Memorable moments
Competently made
Good soundtrack
Interesting characters
The Bad:
Bit goofy a couple of times
It tells the story of an elite mercenary team tasked with a mission in Chernobyl. Once they arrive however they come under attack from an unstoppable unknown force that pushes their skills to the limit.
I'm not a big action movie fan and Scyfy originals though charming are usually seven shades of awful so Battle Drone never really stood a chance. So why have I rated it so high?
The reason, well because it's suspiciously enjoyable. The cast are familiar faces who you'll likely recognize but not put a name to, they demonstrate why you remember them in the first place and are a bunch of decent character actors. The SFX are well above par, this is not your usual Scyfy Adobe Aftereffects ugliness. The plot is very enjoyable, the cinematography is stylish and it's just all put together nicely.
Sure this isn't even a B-Movie, it's C, it's made for television stuff but it shows what people with competence can do despite the little resources they have at their disposal.
I really enjoyed Battle Drone and can confidently say I'm shocked at that fact. The very definition of take your brain out entertainment, this was a lot of fun.
The Good:
Stylish
Memorable moments
Competently made
Good soundtrack
Interesting characters
The Bad:
Bit goofy a couple of times
- Platypuschow
- Mar 29, 2019
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4/5/18. Not too bad for a Terminator rip-off. Enough action to keep you watching. However, don't expect to be mentally challenged by the plot.
- bettycjung
- Apr 7, 2018
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Obviously low budget but includes decent humour, choreography and good acting from Mandylor and Pare. It does not pretend ( in my opinion) to be more than it is but, what it is, is WELL worth a watch
Nice clichés and characters who are likeable
Give it a go!
- dcondron-78437
- Aug 12, 2020
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Love the concept, but if they had more funding for graphics, betterscript writing....story writing...etc i would be a good film, well actually for robotic drones they seem to be WAY to easily taken out....over all not a good film...def in the same level as a syfy film
- michaeltraficante
- Nov 9, 2020
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- aaronierowned
- Apr 8, 2019
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I enjoyed it, a tad too much slow-mo for my liking but the actors all did a good job and the cgi was decent.
I liked the banter and comradery, did it have faults yes, was it as good as expendables or the a team, no but both were huge budget movies with our times best actors and action heroes.
It's better than a B movie, feels good and made with heart, as such I grade it comparing it to Expendables and the A-Team, therefore 5/10 when I give Expendables and the A-Team 8/10.
- 3_the_monkey
- Jul 9, 2018
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You have to like the slow motion speed up effect ... if you do, the movie will be like having multiple ... highlights throughout (you can switch highlights with a different word if you like). The actors obviously have fun running with the quite ridiculous plot ... and I think it translates well onto the screen.
Good special effects, no real surprises story wise and a lot of action and stunts. This is for B-movie fans of days gone/past ... characters could have used a few tweaks, but still got mad love for low budget movies with a heart like this ...
Good special effects, no real surprises story wise and a lot of action and stunts. This is for B-movie fans of days gone/past ... characters could have used a few tweaks, but still got mad love for low budget movies with a heart like this ...
- davet-65083
- Aug 11, 2018
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Awful and would just be noise in the background. I ended up stopping doing work and enjoying the film.
A group of mercenaries are hired by the CIA on a mission by mission basis and their next job is in Chernobyl, unfortunately for the 6 mercenaries and their CIA handler, the once deserted wasteland is home to a whole bunch of killer robots, out to add them to the ghosts of Chernobyl.
You have all types of mercenaries here that you will ever need, the disgraced Captain who should never have been disgraced, the hard as nails women sniper, the psychopathic one, the silent ninja one, the guns specialist and the big Russian indestructible one.
However, you also have a pretty decent cast, Louis Mandylor, bulking up from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Natassia Malthe is very good as the sniper, Dominique Swain in the first action role I have seen her in and I'm now trying to find other films on her reel, as she impressed and Oleg Taktarov as the Russian in all films needing a big Russian (Predators, National Treasure, Rollerball and Miami Vice). He's bliming good as a big Russian, though a bit typecast!
Expect friendly banter between mercs, choreographed fight scenes, the ninja one doing ninja things, the psycho one being psychopathic, the women proving they can kick but as well, the gun one using guns, the Captain brooding over his lot in life and looking out for his team and the big Russian one being big and Russian.
The film also goes against what I thought was going to happen, I thought it would be a by the numbers, everyone gets taken out one by one, but in many ways, I was so wrong. The cast obviously enjoyed making it and for 90 minutes of action, it's worth a go. A 13/20 from me though I reckon many of you will disagree with me.
A group of mercenaries are hired by the CIA on a mission by mission basis and their next job is in Chernobyl, unfortunately for the 6 mercenaries and their CIA handler, the once deserted wasteland is home to a whole bunch of killer robots, out to add them to the ghosts of Chernobyl.
You have all types of mercenaries here that you will ever need, the disgraced Captain who should never have been disgraced, the hard as nails women sniper, the psychopathic one, the silent ninja one, the guns specialist and the big Russian indestructible one.
However, you also have a pretty decent cast, Louis Mandylor, bulking up from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Natassia Malthe is very good as the sniper, Dominique Swain in the first action role I have seen her in and I'm now trying to find other films on her reel, as she impressed and Oleg Taktarov as the Russian in all films needing a big Russian (Predators, National Treasure, Rollerball and Miami Vice). He's bliming good as a big Russian, though a bit typecast!
Expect friendly banter between mercs, choreographed fight scenes, the ninja one doing ninja things, the psycho one being psychopathic, the women proving they can kick but as well, the gun one using guns, the Captain brooding over his lot in life and looking out for his team and the big Russian one being big and Russian.
The film also goes against what I thought was going to happen, I thought it would be a by the numbers, everyone gets taken out one by one, but in many ways, I was so wrong. The cast obviously enjoyed making it and for 90 minutes of action, it's worth a go. A 13/20 from me though I reckon many of you will disagree with me.
- GavWaskett
- Sep 12, 2020
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- injun-83620
- Jan 24, 2019
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While the film is nothing mindblowing, it does have a lot of very cool action sequences. The choreography isn't half bad, and the music is decent-to-good. There is a large emphasis on slow-mo, and the "unstoppable mercenary team" shtick isn't new to anybody who has seen The Expendables.
Still, it's a surprisingly fun movie with a good ending.
Still, it's a surprisingly fun movie with a good ending.
- edivhjortalus
- Jun 13, 2018
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This is certainly not the worst movie in the world. But it's also nowhere near being the best. It's a fairly standard affair.
You've got the standard cliché characters: The fearless leader, the russian muscle guy, the bad-ass chick, the complete psycho, the airhead girl, the martial arts dude, etc, etc. And then you have the standard bad guys: The heartless weapons dealer, the corrupt general, the shifty CIA-man.
You've got the standard plot: The team gets double crossed and have to fighter killer robots and seek revenge on the gad guys.
The good: Pretty good CGI. Casting was pretty good, and I had no issue with the acting. It's not Oscar material, mind you, but again it's standard fair for an action movie.
The bad: While some fight scenes are good, they over-use slow motion WAY to much. It gets old quick. And I also could not suspend my disbelief over how much ammunition the robots seemed to have. Like thousands of rounds per robot, and yet the gun they're carrying is smaller than a P90. Maybe that's nitpicking, but it bothered me.
All in all, a standard B-level action movie. Competently executed, but with flaws.
So... if you really like killer robot movies, I'd say it's ... fine. But if you want to see a B-movie with killer robots done even better, you might want to look up "Kill Command".
You've got the standard cliché characters: The fearless leader, the russian muscle guy, the bad-ass chick, the complete psycho, the airhead girl, the martial arts dude, etc, etc. And then you have the standard bad guys: The heartless weapons dealer, the corrupt general, the shifty CIA-man.
You've got the standard plot: The team gets double crossed and have to fighter killer robots and seek revenge on the gad guys.
The good: Pretty good CGI. Casting was pretty good, and I had no issue with the acting. It's not Oscar material, mind you, but again it's standard fair for an action movie.
The bad: While some fight scenes are good, they over-use slow motion WAY to much. It gets old quick. And I also could not suspend my disbelief over how much ammunition the robots seemed to have. Like thousands of rounds per robot, and yet the gun they're carrying is smaller than a P90. Maybe that's nitpicking, but it bothered me.
All in all, a standard B-level action movie. Competently executed, but with flaws.
So... if you really like killer robot movies, I'd say it's ... fine. But if you want to see a B-movie with killer robots done even better, you might want to look up "Kill Command".
- InterArmaEnimSilentLeges
- Feb 5, 2019
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The cast are doing their best but the script is terrible. A robocop type droid has its vacation in Chernobyl disrupted by a squad of dopes spouting the worst lines since the last presidential debate. Armed only with small arms with unlimited ammo, the dopes are picked off one by one by the invincible droid. This movie suffers from the Superman Effect, where though the first few thousand bullets failed to have any effect, the dopes keep shooting anyway.
Dominique Swain is hilarious as a sniper who can barely carry the weapon and keeps looking at it like she's trying figure out what it is and why the props guy gave it to her. The leader firing two pistols at once is as stupid and amateur hour as ever.
Eventually horror movie fashion they run out of dopes and we're left with hero and the final confrontation. Or do I assume, because I turned it off before the end.
Three stars for the actors giving it their all. Zero stars for an idiotic script and for not hiring a military consultant. Three stars.
Dominique Swain is hilarious as a sniper who can barely carry the weapon and keeps looking at it like she's trying figure out what it is and why the props guy gave it to her. The leader firing two pistols at once is as stupid and amateur hour as ever.
Eventually horror movie fashion they run out of dopes and we're left with hero and the final confrontation. Or do I assume, because I turned it off before the end.
Three stars for the actors giving it their all. Zero stars for an idiotic script and for not hiring a military consultant. Three stars.
- bitbucketchip
- Oct 17, 2021
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Useless cliche-ridden action sci-fi film with silly slow motion and senseless gunfights.
- iamdcontingency
- Apr 4, 2020
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