Zombie Pirates

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2014
1h 20m

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A dangerous young woman offers up human sacrifices to a ghost ship of the dead in return for an ancient treasure. When she comes up one sacrifice short, her zombie masters exact their bloody... Read allA dangerous young woman offers up human sacrifices to a ghost ship of the dead in return for an ancient treasure. When she comes up one sacrifice short, her zombie masters exact their bloody revenge in this gory tribute to Spain's popular Blind Dead Euro Horror series.A dangerous young woman offers up human sacrifices to a ghost ship of the dead in return for an ancient treasure. When she comes up one sacrifice short, her zombie masters exact their bloody revenge in this gory tribute to Spain's popular Blind Dead Euro Horror series.

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3.1/10

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Bored Silly

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A dangerous young woman offers up human sacrifices to a ghost ship of the dead in return for an ancient treasure.

When she comes up one sacrifice short, her zombie masters exact their bloody revenge in this gory tribute to Spain's popular Blind Dead Euro Horror series.

OMG! Boring drivel.

Takes forever to start. AND Colonel Sanders is in it! Where's the chicken?

The music tries to create tension where none exists.

The acting is horrible and the writing worse. But it's the directing that is really a nose dive.

I was bored silly. The "pirate" consists of a guy in a Halloween costume.

Only saving grace in this film is the lead female giants boobs. There's plenty of own louse scenes but no nudity.

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The movie's illustrated poster makes star Sarah French's breasts look much, much larger than they really are. When someone asked the poster artist, Devon Whitehead, why he made them so huge, he simply answered, "Why not?"