yonko

Being a kid of the 80s I loved Star Wars. I watched the 3 original movies over and over again, and I never got tired of them. Well, tonight I watched Attack of the Clones and it has to be one of the worst films I've seen in a long time.

The acting is really bad. I've seen better acting in Skinemax soft-core porn movies. Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen are down right terrible. It's painful to watch them try to act. And Samuel L. Jackson isn't much better, and that's sad because he is a fine actor. Honestly, Christopher Lee, R2D2, and C3PO steal the show. At the end of the movie I was hoping that Christopher Lee would just kill everyone and end Star Wars forever.

The script is bad. I think that's mainly why actors like Samuel L. Jackson and Ewan MacGregor seemed like cardboard cut-outs. The script is held together by amazing special effects, but at times I think the special effects were overdone.

Also there's no depth in any character. No character in the film makes you want to like them accept for Christopher Lee. Like I said...I just wanted Lee to kill them all and end this miserable film.

Natalie Portman looked good in the tight and skimpy white outfit at the end of the movie. Lots of computer generated images and Natalie Portman in skimpy clothing. That's all you need to sell a big Hollywood piece of trash.

Ugh.......

Where shall I begin?

Bad acting.

No plot.

Bad script.

Jar Jar Binks....

I grew up with Star Wars. I loved the original trilogy. This movie makes me want to puke. The entire movie is just a miss-match of junk. There's no coherency in this film what so ever. It's hard to follow and it's boring. And why have we been subjected to Jar Jar? Spare me, please. The light sabre battle at the end of the film was probably the best part of the film, but that's not saying much.

What would movie goers do without Hollywood? Films like Armageddon make the movie experience for the viewer to be enjoyable and entertaining. Lots of loud noises, special effects, machine guns, American flags, rednecks, hot girls, and beer. That's what makes a good Hollywood film. Every movie should be just like Armageddon. It's the perfect film. There's really nothing to understand in the film. All you have to do is sit back and watch the mindnumbing trash on the screen. That's all. The script is totally pointless so that's why we have TONS of special effects and really loud explosions and big machine guns. Who cares about what the "characters" have to say. Just have lots and lots of explosions.

In other words this is one of the worst "films" ever made. It's a piece of trash that should be strapped to a rocket and sent to an asteroid in the middle of space.

This "film" has nothing. It has no "characters". It has no "dialoge". It has no "plot". I think if all the actors were replaced with apes it would have been just as effective.