Poppa Byrd
Joined Mar 2000
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So an off-duty pharmacist is at a Christmas party, and Ice Cube needs an inhaler refill for an asthmatic child...
"Yo, excuse me. Are you the pharmacist?" demands Ice Cube.
"Not at the moment, why?" asks the pharmacist.
The discourse continues, and Ice Cube becomes increasingly frustrated with the pharmacist's unwillingness to leave the party to fill the prescription.
Ice Cube contracts his muscles, furrows his eyebrows, grinds his teeth, and snarls,
"I'm ASKing you NICEly!!!"
"Yo, excuse me. Are you the pharmacist?" demands Ice Cube.
"Not at the moment, why?" asks the pharmacist.
The discourse continues, and Ice Cube becomes increasingly frustrated with the pharmacist's unwillingness to leave the party to fill the prescription.
Ice Cube contracts his muscles, furrows his eyebrows, grinds his teeth, and snarls,
"I'm ASKing you NICEly!!!"
The commercials are more fun than the movies are: sensory overload, light-hearted steel drum music, and spongy black "censored" blobs flubbing in sync with bouncing boobs. And thongs, you still get thongs.
Unfortunately, the movies are actually kinda dull, especially when compared to the commercials. Many of the scenes are terribly drawn out (to get to that 45-minute mark) waiting for the girl to convince herself out of her reluctance to change shirts on camera. During that time, we don't even get to know the girl beyond her name and age. There is also no soundtrack other than the background din of the club scene, or two thirty-something a/v techs remarking on the hotness of their photo subject. Believe it or not, GGW has somehow made a teenage breast parade tiresome by the end.
Still a great concept though, and the creators deserve to be gazillionaires.
Plus, this girl I graduated high school with was in it, and that was an extra-special GGW moment for me. Lookin' good, Hillary!
Unfortunately, the movies are actually kinda dull, especially when compared to the commercials. Many of the scenes are terribly drawn out (to get to that 45-minute mark) waiting for the girl to convince herself out of her reluctance to change shirts on camera. During that time, we don't even get to know the girl beyond her name and age. There is also no soundtrack other than the background din of the club scene, or two thirty-something a/v techs remarking on the hotness of their photo subject. Believe it or not, GGW has somehow made a teenage breast parade tiresome by the end.
Still a great concept though, and the creators deserve to be gazillionaires.
Plus, this girl I graduated high school with was in it, and that was an extra-special GGW moment for me. Lookin' good, Hillary!
