Strider-100
Joined Jul 2000
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Just when you think you have watched the worst shark film of all time somebody comes along with LONE STAR SHARK.
It is so poorly done from start to finish. It is the dumbest, dullest, worst shark film of all time.
It is about a young couple who are trying to rescue their relationship from a prior tragedy by taking some time staying in a cabin and fishing on the ugliest lake in Texas. They end up being harassed a 100 feet from shore by a Bull Shark which somehow sabotaged the motor on the boat so they are trapped. Now they have an oar on the boat and could have just paddled to shore but could not figure out how to do that so they suffer more tragedy but the moronic ending does prove that this is the worst shark film of all time. P. S. The shark is very rubbery and fake looking.
It is so poorly done from start to finish. It is the dumbest, dullest, worst shark film of all time.
It is about a young couple who are trying to rescue their relationship from a prior tragedy by taking some time staying in a cabin and fishing on the ugliest lake in Texas. They end up being harassed a 100 feet from shore by a Bull Shark which somehow sabotaged the motor on the boat so they are trapped. Now they have an oar on the boat and could have just paddled to shore but could not figure out how to do that so they suffer more tragedy but the moronic ending does prove that this is the worst shark film of all time. P. S. The shark is very rubbery and fake looking.
This film is what is called a short film. It lives up to the title by being only a little over 6 minutes long. The purpose of the short film is to maybe get investors to fund a full length feature film based on the short. An example of this is the fantastic movie: SLING BLADE. Now this film features the stunning Elizabeth Ashby as Teela and the Masters of the Universe. It is based on a comic book/cartoon Saturday tv show my younger brother use to watch called He-Man who always fought with a guy named Skeletor. Like He-Man, Teela is also a Master of the Universe and in this short she fights off three men to obtain the sword of power that masters of the universe possess.
