p-sainsbury

Wow. How can you describe this? Was it a human who wrote this, or is AI already with us, and it's not very good. The whole film feels like a bad xbox storyboard, the script is basically irrelevant, the characters are completely hollow. I got the impression that any minute my teenage son would come in and take over the Dpad, and tell me to go and do something more appropriate for my age.

Either that or this was produced by the most plastic human possible, whose only previous experience of scriptwriting was daytime soaps.

The CGI is just about adequate on a ps2 level, but the cliche ridden dialogue makes you want to mute it every time a cardboard cutout mutters grunts. A real effort to make it to the end. I gave up.

So silly, too silly. Why wasn't this shot in Japanese? Is the market just too thick to read subtitles. Unfortunately, there is a diaspora that truly believe Tarantino was sent from heaven to make films. He wasn't, and nor is his favourite Japanese director. Miike. QTs cameo in this dross might as well have included a Benny Hill impression. It merited it.

The film takes style over substance to a mumbling, camp Japonica level of pure cretinism. Bad haircuts taken from the 90's trendy Battle Royale edgy Japanese teen set. Oh dear. Had to mute after 20 mins, to avoid anymore Japlish. If it was in subtitles, it may just have been tolerable in a cartoonish, who really cares what I'm watching way. Silly, stupid and, let's face it, dull and boring.