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I was hopeful for another decent holiday movie with comedy and charm, a great plot line and some romance.

What I got?

More than 40 dick jokes and a deep concern for one of the child actors. Never in my life would I have expected to hear a child be forced to say "would 6 inches make you happy, mommy?".

GROSS.

Was this supposed to be a parody? What was the point of this movie? To humiliate Malin and Amy? A waste of money and resources as far as I'm concerned. For anyone trying to avoid chauvinistic movies with dick innuendoes every 2 minutes- don't waste your time with this film.

If a parody this was to be, you missed the mark entirely.

But, if you're not, you're going to be wondering which decade this is supposed to be taking place in this kitchy film.. Elements of 1950s greater world, 60s bikers, 80s hair and fashion. It's a beautiful mess. Fun to see singers, actors who later went on to great fame, but here they are 20 and 30 year olds overacting and corny schmaltzing it up like there's no tomorrow. Its a film meant to capture Michael Pare and Diane Lane's beauty at it's freshest. Man, if Michael had been born 20 years later he would have been THE actor of this era. Ahead of his time and mis-directed. Watch it. Just put it into a cheese fantasy category and enjoy Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Looking their perfect best in an over acted.