andrew-53537

White Noise was one of the dumbest pieces of poop movies I have ever seen in my entire life. It is the quintessential exemplification of pointless mediocrity, beyond anything else ever constructed. The director and script writer have had to have had their minds totally warped by countless drugs before creating this. I am baffled that this degree of horribleness is even possible. Future generations will look upon this movie in sheer horror and witness the epitome of our society's psychotic, mental decimation. Whoever was the "mastermind" behind this garbage trash should be taken out back and shot, repeatedly, until there is absolute certainty that they are dead and their rotten influence on the realm of mankind is ensured to never be had again.

That all being said, no, I do not recommend anyone else ever watch this movie, for any possibly conceivable reason, ever.

P. S. Did the movie get such a terrifyingly terrible public reaction and horrifically horrible low view count that they derailed the East Palestine, Ohio train just to draw attention to it and further erode all that is good in the world?

This movie is like a combination of the two feelings:

• when you've been awake for wayyy too long, and you start to think crazy thoughts
• when you've had wayyy too much sugar, and then you consume a whole bunch more sugar

So if that was their goal, well, they achieved it. The problem is, it's just not entertaining to watch, at all. I'd rather just have way too much sugar.