mistorpotatomoto
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...it's that robots have very bad aim.
Many people may say this is a bad movie, many people say it's good. The truth is, it's an incredibly bad movie. So bad in fact, that it's awesome...in a bad way.
Allow me to explain. This movie is by no means "good" in any way. By "good" I mean containing a thrilling story-line, remarkable characters, and an astounding resolution which can tie these things together. All while being completely devoid of plot holes. By saying "Chopping Mall is not good", I am saying just that. It lacks all these things. Every single one of them.
Is the movie "entertaining" however? Yes. Very much so. It's hard not to be entertained by a bunch of horny teenagers parading around a shopping mall while firing wildely at a bunch of homicidal robots. In fact, it's damn near impossible. Of course not unless you take things too seriously.
If you are the type of person who takes movies too seriously, do not see this film. Stay as far away from it as possible. Every minute of it will leave you scratching your head with a dull, puzzled look on your face as you begin to question the existence of humanity.
If you aren't like this however, then by all means give the film a shot. It's one of those cheesy B-Movies you watch just to laugh at how incredibly lame it really is. The over-exaggerated acting, the terrible special effects, the completely dreadful script, all of it adds up to one incredibly entertaining time.
My only real gripe was the god-awful soundtrack. Everything sounds as if it were written by a tone-deaf 12 year old, and then produced on the cheapest Casio Keyboard you could find. Think of the soundtrack from Troll 2. Now imagine you have cancer. That's how bad the soundtrack is.
RECAP-- Bad movie, but very entertaining. Awful soundtrack, may cause tumors. My suggestion? At least give it a shot. It's no Troll 2, but it's just as entertaining. 7/10
Many people may say this is a bad movie, many people say it's good. The truth is, it's an incredibly bad movie. So bad in fact, that it's awesome...in a bad way.
Allow me to explain. This movie is by no means "good" in any way. By "good" I mean containing a thrilling story-line, remarkable characters, and an astounding resolution which can tie these things together. All while being completely devoid of plot holes. By saying "Chopping Mall is not good", I am saying just that. It lacks all these things. Every single one of them.
Is the movie "entertaining" however? Yes. Very much so. It's hard not to be entertained by a bunch of horny teenagers parading around a shopping mall while firing wildely at a bunch of homicidal robots. In fact, it's damn near impossible. Of course not unless you take things too seriously.
If you are the type of person who takes movies too seriously, do not see this film. Stay as far away from it as possible. Every minute of it will leave you scratching your head with a dull, puzzled look on your face as you begin to question the existence of humanity.
If you aren't like this however, then by all means give the film a shot. It's one of those cheesy B-Movies you watch just to laugh at how incredibly lame it really is. The over-exaggerated acting, the terrible special effects, the completely dreadful script, all of it adds up to one incredibly entertaining time.
My only real gripe was the god-awful soundtrack. Everything sounds as if it were written by a tone-deaf 12 year old, and then produced on the cheapest Casio Keyboard you could find. Think of the soundtrack from Troll 2. Now imagine you have cancer. That's how bad the soundtrack is.
RECAP-- Bad movie, but very entertaining. Awful soundtrack, may cause tumors. My suggestion? At least give it a shot. It's no Troll 2, but it's just as entertaining. 7/10
