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Palo Alto gone wild: a $5M home where ‘every owner’s children has gone on to Harvard or Stanford’ (haha this is giving me cina energy)

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Screenshot saying ‘ A legendary home where success is part of its history. Since its 2017 rebuild, every owner's children have gone on to Harvard or Stanford, paving the way for even greater achievements. Now, it is ready to pass on its extraordinary energy to the next family. Nestled in a serene cul-de-sac among grand luxury homes - all built in 1985 or later as part of a newer development, with all utility lines buried underground - this residence embodies craftsmanship, refinement, & timeless elegance. The formal foyer opens to a light-filled living room with vaulted ceilings & a cozy fireplace. A formal dining area & convenient powder room provide the perfect setting for gatherings. At the heart of the home is the open-concept kitchen, casual dining’
Photo of fake Harvard and Stanford certificates
Screenshot of Zillow listing showing a $4.888M house in Palo Alto
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Stacey Campbell
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Stacey Campbell
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Nice to see the next generation pulling themselves up by their parents' bootstraps.
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RolloTreadway
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RolloTreadway
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Every owner's children since 2017? How many owners/children have there been in only eight years? This makes me think nobody can stand to live there for more than a few months.
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Advanced Persistent Teapot
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Advanced Persistent Teapot
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goodness. People who buy expensive house can afford to get their kids into schools with well publicised history of being pay-to-play.

News at 11.

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socks
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socks
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The framed acceptance packets' combo of "wow that's dorky and you put it on zillow" and "oh god i've seen this irl" is making me cringe into oblivion
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