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Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What did the dishwasher say to the dirty dish?
A: You've obviously got a lot on your plate.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dishes #Dishwashing #Housecleaning #DadJokes #YardSprinklers #GardenHose

Photo of a little girl in a blue dress, with her mouth open. She is facing into a hose that is spraying in her face, and does not seem happy about it. Meme text reads, "When you wash a spoon."
#mastodon #humor #dadjoke #dishwashing #humour #dadjokes #dishes #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #housecleaning #yardsprinklers #gardenhose

BONUS #JOKE
Did you hear about the allergic vampire? He couldn't stop coffin.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Pollen #StarWars #DeathStar #Springtime #Spring #Allergies #SeasonalAllergies #Hayfever #DadJoke #DadJokes

Side by side images of a microscopic pollen and the Death Star from Star Wars, intending to show that both are round globes with one bump. Meme text reads, "Pollen... Death Star...Any questions?"
#mastodon #humor #spring #starwars #dadjoke #joke #humour #pollen #deathstar #dadjokes #allergies #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #Springtime #hayfever #seasonalallergies

Spring is the cure for whatever ales you.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Spring #Puns #Pun #Beer #Trees #Springtime

Photo of a tree with no leaves on it, and melting snow on the ground. Someone has hung several cans of Budweiser from the branches. Meme text reads, "Spring is here! The trees have buds on them!"
#mastodon #humor #trees #spring #beer #humour #puns #pun #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #Springtime

If it's not winter, it's road construction season.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Spring #Potholes #Potholestodon #RoadSafety #Roads #RoadConstruction

Photo of a woman standing on a sidewalk. In front of her is a large puddle in the road, and just barely sticking out of the puddle is the back of a car-- as if the puddle is deep enough to hold most of the car, front end down. Meme text reads, "It's time for everyone's favorite game: guess how deep that pothole really is."
#mastodon #humor #spring #roads #humour #roadsafety #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #potholes #roadconstruction #potholestodon

I wonder if someone was jealous that he was named "Enchanter of the Year"? 🤔

Or maybe the Killer Rabbit has put out a hit on him...

#HootinTootinTuesday #MontyPython #MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail #JohnCleese #TimTheEnchanter #KillerRabbit

A Time Magazine mockup cover showing John Cleese as "Tim the Enchanter" from the film "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", declaring him "Enchanter of the Year."
#montypython #hootintootintuesday #johncleese #killerrabbit #MontyPythonandtheHolyGrail #timtheenchanter

Why? What did Tim do?

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Signage #SignFails #Signs #SignSpotting #Trails #TrailSign #NatureTrails #Parks #Hiking

A park district sign for a hiking trail from "The County of Union New Jersey," with a glass cover and a tackboard inside. The tackboard has several paper flyers tacked on it, and the words "Take only photos... Leave only footprints... Kill only Tim. Please stay on the trails." [The silent E is missing from "kill only time," so yes, it really does say "Tim."]
#mastodon #hiking #humor #Trails #parks #humour #Signs #signage #naturetrails #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #signspotting #signfails #trailsign

The #weather near me (outside of #Chicago ) has been very warm, then snow, then very warm, and snow again.

That's just a normal #springtime in #Illinois , so I have a lot of empathy for this poor little #owl .

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Owls #SnowOwls #OwlsOfMastodon #Owlstodon #Spring2025 #Spring #ChicagoWeather #Snow #OwlsOfTheFediverse

Two-panel meme. Top panel shows a little cute owl, wide-eyed and sitting among some green plants. Meme text here reads, "IT'S SPRING!" Bottom panel shows the same small owl with his eyes slightly closed and looking a bit upset. He and the plants around him are covered in a layer of snow, while the snow falls around him. Meme text here reads, "Nope."
#mastodon #humor #Weather #spring #snow #chicago #illinois #owl #humour #owls #owlsofmastodon #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #Springtime #spring2025 #owlstodon #chicagoweather #snowowls #owlsofthefediverse

So this is why her supply of eggs is never... eggs-austed.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Chickens #Eggs #ThePriceOfEggs #Henstodon #ChickensOfTheFediverse #Chickenstodon #WhyDidTheChickenCrossTheRoad #Hens

Two-panel comic. Top panel shows two women standing outside a short fence. Inside the fence is a hen pecking at the ground. Behind her, in her chicken coup, is a lone egg in her nest. The one woman says to the other, "Henrietta provides us with eggs, and when she stops laying, we'll eat her." The bottom panels shows Henrietta the chicken in a grocery store, holding a carton of eggs. The cashier says to her, "Picking up another dozen eggs, Henrietta?" Text below the comic reads, "... And this is WHY the chicken crossed the road."
#mastodon #humor #chickens #humour #eggs #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #hens #thepriceofeggs #chickenstodon #henstodon #chickensofthefediverse #whydidthechickencrosstheroad

#Spring might have technically begun on March 1st, but the weather in many places doesn't seem to have heard that news.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #Spring2025 #Seasons #Springtime

Meme showing a corner of a brick building. "Peeking" around the corner, is a large metal spring. Meme text reads, "Aren't you excited? Spring is just around the corner."
#mastodon #humor #spring #Seasons #humour #puns #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #Springtime #spring2025

The resemblance is uncanny...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Politics #Trump #DonaldTrump #USPol #Bathrooms #Toilet

Photo of a toilet with the seat up. An orange-ish towel or piece of carpet has been slung across the uppermost area of the lifted seat, and a red cloth of some kind has been placed in the middle of the hinge. There is a distinct resemblance to Donald Trump, with the orange fabric resembling his hair, the red fabric resembling his tie, and the gaping hole in the seat resembling his pursed mouth when he is shouting.
#mastodon #politics #humor #Trump #uspol #donaldtrump #humour #toilet #bathrooms #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme

Bonus #DadJoke
What do you call an Irish spider?
(Paddy Long Legs.)

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #Snakes #Parenting #DadJokes #ShoeboxBlog #Driving

Comic showing a red car driving down a winding road in the country, surrounded by green grassy fields. A frazzled man in green clothes with a green hat is driving the car, and it's full of green snakes. They are saying things like, "I feel sick," and "He's touching me," and "I have to pee," and "Are we there yet? I'm hungry." Caption reads, "Saint Patrick regrets his decision to drive the snakes out of Ireland." Signature reads "ShoeboxBlog dot com"
#mastodon #humor #snakes #dadjoke #humour #driving #parenting #puns #dadjokes #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #saintpatricksday #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #shoeboxblog

If everyone is Irish☘️ on St. Patrick's Day, does that mean they're Mexican🇲🇽 on Cinco de Mayo? 🤔

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #StarWars #StormTrooper #Parades #Irish #CincoDeMayo #Cosplay #StarWarsCosplay

Photo of a group of Star Wars cosplayers, dressed as Storm Troopers and marching in a parade. They have adorned their costume uniforms with Irish flags, clovers, green ribbon, and one is eventually wearing a green party hat. Meme text reads, "St. Patrick's Day-- The day when EVERYBODY is Irish."
#mastodon #humor #cosplay #starwars #irish #humour #puns #Stormtrooper #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #saintpatricksday #parades #starwarscosplay #cincodemayo #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday

Bonus #DadJoke
Remember… St. Patty's Day☘️ puns don't just shame me, they Seamus all.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #DadJokes #StarTrek #SirPatrickStewart #CaptainPicard #Picard #ColmMeaney #MilesOBrien #IrishToast

Two-paneled meme showing Chief Miles O'Brien (Colm Meaney) in the top panel. Meme text here reads, "May you live as long as you want and not want for as long as you live." - An Irish Toast. The bottom panel has a smiling Capt. Picard (Sir Patrick Stewart). The meme text reads, "Cinnamon, eggs, bread and maple syrup" - A French Toast.
#mastodon #humor #startrek #dadjoke #humour #picard #puns #dadjokes #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #captainpicard #saintpatricksday #ColmMeaney #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #sirpatrickstewart #milesobrien #irishtoast

St. Patrick’s Day☘️ is on Monday, so I thought I'd get a head start with some fun memes…

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #StPattysDay #StPatricksDayMemes #HappyStPatricksDay #SaintPatricksDay #WearingOfTheGreen #DadJokes #StarTrek #SirPatrickStewart #CaptainPicard #Picard

A meme showing Sir Patrick Stewart made up like a classic image of St. Patrick, in robe and posing as if to bless someone. On his shirt is a glowing Star Trek symbol, and behind him in the sky is the star ship Enterprise.
#mastodon #humor #startrek #humour #picard #puns #dadjokes #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #captainpicard #saintpatricksday #stpattysday #stpatricksdaymemes #happystpatricksday #wearingofthegreen #sirpatrickstewart

In order to have a murder of crows, you first need probable caws.

#hootintootintuesday

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They look like they really can't bear each other's company anymore.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Bears #Bearstodon #BearsOfMastodon #Nature #Marriage #MarriedLife

Photo of two bears, standing on the back legs and facing one another. Their mouths are open and they are roaring at each other angrily. Meme text reads, "I don't know much about bears, but I think these two are married."
#mastodon #nature #humor #humour #marriage #Bears #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #marriedlife #bearsofmastodon #bearstodon

I wonder if the person who made this sign intended the unspoken story here.🤔

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Hiking #Hikes #Hikers #Nature #NatureTrails #NationalParks #SignFails #Signage

The meme is a photo of a sign from a nature park, which reads, "Dispose of trash properly." Beneath that instruction are two arrows-- the top arrow faces right, and the bottom facing left. Inside the top arrow is a pictograph with two human figures wearing backpacks and holding walking sticks. It reads, "PACK IT IN." Inside the bottom arrow is a pictograph with one human figure, stuffing something in the trunk of a car. It reads, "PACK IT OUT." Meme text reads: "I... am just going to note that there are *two* people at the start of this hike."
#mastodon #hiking #nature #humor #NationalParks #humour #signage #hikes #naturetrails #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #hikers #signfails

Bonus #DadJoke :
Is it allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Spring #Spring2025 #Weather #OwlsOfMastodon #Owls #Owl #Owlstodon #DadJokes #Joke

Two-panel meme. Top panel shows a wide-eyed surprised-looking little owl sitting on a branch. New green growth is at his feet. Text reads, "It's Spring!" Bottom panel shows the same owl, looking a bit angry, standing in falling snow. Text reads, "Nope."
#mastodon #humor #Weather #spring #dadjoke #owl #joke #humour #owls #dadjokes #owlsofmastodon #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #spring2025 #owlstodon

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Batman #DCU #TheDarkKnight #GothamCity #OSHA

Photo of a scene from the Tim Burton "Batman" film, with huge open-topped vats of glowing green liquid in a factory setting. Above the vats are walkways with almost non-existant guardrails. Meme text reads, "Gotham would have a lot less supervillains if they put safety covers over those giant chemical vats. That city doesn't need Batman, it needs OSHA." Meme credit is: boredpanda.com
#mastodon #humor #humour #batman #dcu #osha #thedarkknight #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #gothamcity

Bonus #DadJoke :
Q: What do you do if your boyfriend hates fruit jokes?
A: You let the mango.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Sherlock #DrStrange #BenedictCumberbatch #Actors

An apparent news article from a newspaper. The top has an image of actor Benedict Cumberbatch, and the bottom half reads: "Quaint heartthrob Bodysnatch Cummerbund this week announced his engagement to theatre director Sophie Hunter, to the mass upset of millions of his enamoured viewers. Buffalo Custardbath, 38, is best known as the lead role in hit BBC series Sherlock, and has also had prominent roles in 12 Years A Slave, War Horse, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, and voices the dragon Smaug in The Hobbit trilogy. Formidable acting repertoire aside, Bumblesnuff Crimpysnitch's fame is largely attributed to his dashing persona and his unusual name. We look forward to Mr & Mrs Cabbagewank's wedding."
#mastodon #humor #dadjoke #humour #actors #sherlock #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #BenedictCumberbatch #DrStrange

Bonus #DadJoke :

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket!

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #UFOs #UAP #UAPsightings #FlyingSaucers #DadJokes #UFOsightings

Photo of a tape dispenser on the edge of a desk, next to the wall. Some tape has been pulled out from it, and is currently holding a post-it. The post-it contains a simple drawing of a flying saucer/UFO. Meme caption reads, "UFO... Caught on Tape."
#mastodon #humor #dadjoke #uap #humour #ufos #dadjokes #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #ufosightings #flyingsaucers #uapsightings

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Cats #Catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

Photo of a black cat curled up against a red blanket. In front of him, someone has laid two large silver kitchen whiskers. Meme text (across the center of the image) reads, "Look at my cat's whiskers."
#mastodon #humor #caturday #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humour #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme

"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!"

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #StarTrek #TNG #StarTrekTNG #Picard #Troi

Two-panel meme with a scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard is seated in his Ready Room, and Counselor Troi is seated across the desk from him. Troi is asking, "What does a yellow traffic light mean?" Picard answers, "Slow down." Troi says, "What... does... a... yellow... traffic... light... mean?"
#mastodon #humor #startrek #startrektng #tng #humour #picard #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #troi

It'll be egg-zactly what she wanted!

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Valentine #ValentinesDay #ValentinesDayGifts #Eggs #Valentines2025 #EggShortage #Romance #HappyValentinesDay #ThePriceOfEggs

Meme showing a young man and a young woman on a beach, with the ocean behind them. He is kneeling before her, as if to ask her to marry him, and she is smiling and holding her face between her hands in surprise. He is offering her an open carton full of eggs (instead of a ring), and the meme text reads, "Impress her with something expensive."
#mastodon #Romance #humor #humour #eggs #valentine #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #valentinesday #eggshortage #happyvalentinesday #thepriceofeggs #valentinesdaygifts #valentines2025

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Elon #Musk #ElonMusk #Xitter #USPol #WalterIsaacson #ThomasErikson #Books #Bookstodon #BooksOfMastodon

Photo of a bookshelf. Facing forward is a copy of a book called "Surrounded by Idiots" by Thomas Erikson. On both sides of that, with their spines facing the camera, are copies of Walter Isaac's biography, "Elon Musk."
#mastodon #books #Musk #elon #humor #uspol #bookstodon #elonmusk #humour #Xitter #booksofmastodon #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #thomaserikson #walterisaacson

This puppy is definitely not charging enough for the kisses.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Valentine #ValentinesDay #Valentines #HappyValentinesDay #Puppies #Dogs #PuppyKisses #DogsOfMastodon #Dogstodon #PuppiesOfMastodon

Image of an adorable white and light brown puppy. The puppy is propped up with its front two paws on a kind of "lemonade stand". The sign above the stand reads, "Kisses five cents." The meme text at the bottom reads, "I'll take 20!"
#mastodon #puppies #humor #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humour #dogstodon #valentine #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #valentinesday #valentines #puppiesofmastodon #happyvalentinesday #puppykisses

BONUS #JOKE
I think that when Volkswagen brings back the Beetle as a fully electric car... they should call it the "Lightning Bug."

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMemes #Beatles #AbbeyRoad #AlbumCovers #TheBeatles #VolkswagonBeetle #VWBeetle #VWBeetles

The classic Beatles "Abbey Road" album cover image, showing the four Bealtes band members walking across a street at a crosswalk. In the background is a Volkswagon Beetle, parked along the street. Someone has added to the photo by drawing an arrow pointed at the car and adding the text, "The 5th Beatle."
#mastodon #humor #beatles #joke #humour #thebeatles #hootintootintuesday #albumcovers #funnymemes #vwbeetle #AbbeyRoad #volkswagonbeetle #vwbeetles

BONUS #JOKE :
I'm not an early bird or a night owl... I'm some kind of permanently exhausted pidgeon.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #SuperbOwl #Superb_Owl_Sunday #Superb_Owl #Owls #Owlstodon #OwlsOfMastodon

Photo of a hand holding a half of an apple that is displaying the center of the apple. Beneath that is the face of a small tree owl. The placement of the seeds and core in the apple looks amazingly like the owl's face. Meme text reads, "When you give the bouncer a fake I.D."
#mastodon #humor #joke #humour #owls #superbowl #owlsofmastodon #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #superb_owl #superb_owl_sunday #owlstodon

The most important parts of the Superbowl are the commercials and the food...

I really don't care who makes the most baskets.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Superbowl #SuperBowlSunday #SuperbowlLIX #Maxine

A Maxine comic by John Wagner. A cranky-looking old lady is holding a cup of coffee and saying, "My idea of a superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself."
#mastodon #humor #humour #superbowl #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #superbowllix #superbowlsunday #maxine

Now THIS is a #SuperbowlSundae !

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Superbowl #SuperBowlSunday #SuperbowlLIX #Sundaes #IceCream

Picture of a large blue bowl full of ice cream, covered in chocolate syrup with a cherry on top. The bowl has a "Superman" logo on the side. The meme reads "Superbowl Sundae."
#mastodon #humor #humour #superbowl #icecream #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #superbowllix #superbowlsunday #sundaes #superbowlsundae

BONUS #JOKE :
Why is Saturday stronger than Tuesday?

Because Tuesday is a weak-day.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Dogs #Cats #Dogstodon #Caturday #Catstodon #DogsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #Husky #Huskies #AlaskanHuskies

Photo of three pets sitting on a couch. On both sides, there are Alaskan Husky dogs. In the middle of these two is what looks at first glance like a small Husky, but is actually a cat wearing a headpiece to look like one of the dogs. Meme text reads, "Day 19: They still think I am a dog."
#mastodon #humor #dogs #dogsofmastodon #caturday #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #joke #humour #dogstodon #husky #huskies #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #alaskanhuskies

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Snow #Snowmen #Snowman #WinterWonderland

Photo of a patio area. A thick layer of snow has covered everything somewhat evenly, including a lawn chair. The chair was positioned back flat when covered. Someone has added items to the top of the chair to make a kind of face and button-down shirt in that snow. Meme text reads, "When you're too lazy to build a snowman."
#mastodon #humor #snow #humour #winterwonderland #snowmen #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #snowman

In honor of #DeepSeek tanking the tech stocks on the stock market today...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #ChatGPT #GenerativeAI #MadMagazine #AIart #AI

Altered cover of a Mad Magazine issue from 1974. The cover is solid blue, with a single hand in the middle of it. The hand has six fingers and two of the middle fingers are being held up, reminiscent of giving someone the Middle Finger-- but not quite right, because the hand has too many fingers. The magazine name has been altered to "M-A.I.-D Magazine" and the subheader is "Giving A.I. the middle finger." In the bottom corner of the faux cover, some text says, "Remember to always pay real artists. They hate drawing hands as much as A.I. does - but unlike A.l., artists count."
#mastodon #generativeai #chatgpt #ai #humor #aiart #humour #DeepSeek #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #madmagazine

For all you folks dealing with unexpected and unusual #snow today...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #SnowDay #DrivingInSnow #WinterDrivingTips #Winter #ColdWeather #Snowplows #Louisiana #Texas #SnowInTexas #SnowInLouisiana #SnowInFlorida

Photo of a road covered in snow, with trees in the distance on each side. Meme caption reads, "For everyone asking how the roads are." Dialogue balloon pointing to the road says, "I'm fine. Thanks for asking."
#mastodon #humor #texas #winter #snow #louisiana #humour #coldweather #snowday #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #snowinlouisiana #drivinginsnow #winterdrivingtips #snowplows #snowintexas #snowinflorida

BONUS #JOKE :
I got kicked out of the coffee club, because I wore a tea shirt.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Coffee #Tea #ColdWeather #SnowDay #Caffeine #IcedTea #IcedCoffee #DadPuns #DadPun

Jan. 12, 2024 Comic by Mark Parisi. Two people are standing at a bus stop, wearing lots of winter clothing: coats, mittens, hats, and scarves (covering their faces). One woman is holding a cup. The other person asks her, "Is that an iced coffee?" To which she replies, "It is now."
#mastodon #humor #Coffee #joke #tea #humour #coldweather #caffeine #snowday #hootintootintuesday #funnymeme #icedtea #icedcoffee #dadpuns #dadpun

If you've ever said you'll do something "when hell freezes over," then you're on schedule to do it tomorrow.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Weather #ColdWeather #SnowDay #Poetry #Poem #Freezing #January #SnowInLouisiana

Picture of a wooden cabin buried deep in snow on a mountainside. Meme text reads, "A Winter Poem: Shit, it's cold. The end." (Credit: EnchantingMinds.net )
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#HootinTootinTuesday #StarTrek
4-panel meme. Panel 1: Captain Kirk points to his own chest "Maybe God is right here" Panel 2: McCoy smiles "In the human heart, right?" Panel 3: Kirk just stares at him. Panel 4: McCoy looks concerned "In the human heart, right?"
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