class HoangYell(Developer):
languages = ["Python", "JavaScript", "SQL", "Regex"]
frameworks = ["Django", "Hugo", "Unity"]
databases = ["MongoDB", "MySQL", "Redis", "Firebase"]
cloud = ["AWS", "Firebase", "Heroku"]
tools = ["Git", "Jenkins", "Postman", "Selenium"]
superpowers = [
"Debugging at 3 AM",
"Regex incantations",
"Stack Overflow Archaeologist",
"Meme-driven development"
]
def deploy(self):
return "Ship it! ๐ (YOLO!)"
def handle_bugs(self, bug):
return f"Feature: {bug.description} ๐" Currently doing:
def contact_me():
return "hoangyell@gmail.com" |
# My daily routine
while developer.is_alive():
developer.drink_energy_drink()
developer.write_code()
developer.debug_code() # Always
developer.commit("Fixed that thing")
if developer.energy_level < 20:
developer.browse_memes()
developer.sleep(hours=random.randint(3, 7))
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# My daily routine
while developer.is_alive():
developer.drink_water()
developer.write_code()
developer.test_code() # Sometimes
developer.debug_code() # Always
developer.commit_with_message("Fixed that thing")
if developer.energy_level < 20:
developer.browse_memes()
developer.sleep(hours=random.randint(3, 6))
- ๐ฎ Side quests: Unity game dev & Blender wizardry
- ๐ Debugging philosophy: "It works on my machine" ยฏ\(ใ)/ยฏ
- ๐ Always picking up new tech (and keeping an eye on AI, just in case)
- ๐ฏ Goal: Write code so clean that even my future self won't hate me
- ๐ Superpower: Finding edge cases nobody asked for
"There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I turn energy drinks into code and bugs into 'undocumented features'."
"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs... Take one down, patch it around, 117 little bugs in the code." ๐ต
PS: Stay curious, keep learning, and remember:
If you don't keep up with AI, you'll be writing code reviews for robots. ๐ค
$ fortune | cowsay
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